My two misses came within the last 3 weeks. And this weekend, the provider I had scheduled a week and a half ago (and who told me that I am one of her most important clients) was 1/2 hour late and not responding to texts or calls. So I literally had my finger on the "send" button to contact another provider when she called, apologizing because she overslept. The appointment was at 7pm. She lives close by and was at my door step within 1/2 hour, fresh out of a shower, no makeup, sleep still in her eyes, looking like hell.
She was hungry, so I fed her and shared some wine. Once she took off her clothes and performed her magic on me, all was forgiven, I tipped her heavily (on top of giving her a sexy dress and top), kissed her goodbye, and went to sleep happy.
There is no product on this earth that I would so overpay, and take so much abuse for, except beautiful women.