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Re: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
macdaddy1944 48 Reviews 141 reads
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a pussy is a true potpourri of love..you never know what you will find in there..

dantananot1234 reads

similarities:

both are best super fresh, less so fishie
when it's great, it's really great
when it's average, eh, still better than a hamburger
it's surprising what little changes and flourishes can do to enhance the experience
best with the living
plenty of people just don't get it
you can die from either if it is tainted
both can be orgasmic

differences (for the humorless and those who take everything literally):

sushi is food
p4p costs more (unless you are clams casino)
only a very select few of you rub sushi on your private parts
sushi cannot lead to babies
don't know of all you can eat brothels
inland, like Chicago or Denver, it's not so hot -- wait does this go up above?

any others you care to share?

Sushi you can eat in public

Sushi you can talk about with your wife and co workers, you can even discuss it with your minister.

Sushi wont get mad if you don't eat it and give it to someone else.

Sushi wont ask what other sushi you've eaten before and it doesn't care where you work or even if you dont work.

-- Modified on 5/25/2012 7:41:52 PM

prepkid103 reads

And I am not complaining about my good luck, but I always wonder what it actually smells/tastes like whenever the topic comes up here...

Hmmm.......

McDonald000154 reads

First off, my first exposure to this chemical warfare was back in 1978 with this girl I knew. She was young, and, when I pulled her panties down, and went really close to her pussy, there was this really stank ass aroma that came straight from her pussy. I immediately became light headed, and my eyes were burning a bit. Then, I felt my stomach started to turn, but, I resisted from throwing up.

Ever since then, some of my SO's have been kinda lazy in their preparation. They use to wash themselves properly. However, after like six months or so, some of my SO get lazy, and they use a cloth to wipe themselves before we do the business.

Some of my more recent exposures are from BackPage providers. All I can say is, you wished you had a stuffy noise. So, I'll try to describe the smell of some of them. It's like burnt ass with rotten fish, a few ounces of shit (literally), mixed with your sweaty socks, manure, and straight up butthole smell. Believe me, smelling a stank ass pussy is not what I would recommend anyone to experience. I don't know why pussies are made like that, but, damn!

I've even meet a few high quality providers that didn't wash up properly down there. Not as worse as the BackPage providers, but still, there are still traces of their daily activities stored in their pussy. Hope that helps bro.

-- Modified on 5/25/2012 11:33:26 PM

prepkid119 reads

I am scared for life now.....

It sounds so terrible! I wonder what the ladies think of sweaty balls. LOL

Posted By: McDonald000
First off, my first exposure to this chemical warfare was back in 1978 with this girl I knew. She was young, and, when I pulled her panties down, and went really close to her pussy, there was this really stank ass aroma that came straight from her pussy. I immediately became light headed, and my eyes were burning a bit. Then, I felt my stomach started to turn, but, I resisted from throwing up.

Ever since then, some of my SO's have been kinda lazy in their preparation. They use to wash themselves properly. However, after like six months or so, some of my SO get lazy, and they use a cloth to wipe themselves before we do the business.

Some of my more recent exposures are from BackPage providers. All I can say is, you wished you had a stuffy noise. So, I'll try to describe the smell of some of them. It's like burnt ass with rotten fish, a few ounces of shit (literally), mixed with your sweaty socks, manure, and straight up butthole smell. Believe me, smelling a stank ass pussy is not what I would recommend anyone to experience. I don't know why pussies are made like that, but, damn!

I've even meet a few high quality providers that didn't wash up properly down there. Not as worse as the BackPage providers, but still, there are still traces of their daily activities stored in their pussy. Hope that helps bro.

-- Modified on 5/25/2012 11:33:26 PM

a pussy is a true potpourri of love..you never know what you will find in there..

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