Refusing a shower when it is offered and leaving the entire room smelling like your funk, NOT chewing gum at all because you assume breath is just fresh as long as you brushed your teeth 8 hours ago, not shaving your balls and expecting me to suck them (dream the fk on), having roids the size of tennis balls and expecting me to lick your ass...alrighty then.
Posted By: mistressjessica just what were you thinking?
1. bringing your dog and watching it pee on my wall
2. Why do you stick your fingers in my ears?
3. Really, you used MY toothbrush when the listeriene and the cups were right there?
4. Your gum on my bedside table
5. even worse, you just threw you gum down on to my carpet when I asked you to throw it away
6. No, your precum is NOT a lubricant for me
7. Because spitting in your hand is a turn on?
8. Does sticking your tongue in my ear turn you on?
9. Licking my face makes me think of my lab.. Does my make up taste good and turn you on?
10.. I am certain there are more but.. it's
YOUR TURN!!!!!!please share
I knew I forgot one..
Bringing your bondage gear and expecting fun and games without some kind of pre warning..
( This could scare a girl to death)