Tonight I would like to discuss Biff the Bully.  You see, we should all learn and guide our lives from the movies, especially movies that are totally fucking fantasy, like Back to the Future (see that's what we're talking about).

Anyway, people have pointed out that saying mean things on the internet is just like murdering people, and that's absolutely true, and that's the reason I'm talking to you here is that you're fucking loon if you can't tell the difference.

Anyway, self-esteem is very important, because it allows us to think highly of ourselves regardless of reality.  Just look at our President - he has loads of self-esteem for no apparent reason, and if you're crazy enough, you too might be President - or at least a politician - someday.  Yes, it's true that it helps to be a crooked Republican, but it's not true that it helps to be a pedophile or fairy or lesbian, because just as many of them wind up in deep doodoo as politicians.

Anyway, the moral of tonight's story is, you should always murder people who say things you don't like on the internet.  Or at least have a heart attack.  And of course, be grateful for the people who stay awake to keep you safe by counting posts.

Thank you and good night.