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I was having sex with my ex-wife in the missionary position and our yellow lab jumped up on the bed and started rimming me. Freaked me out even worse because I didn't notice him get on the bed so I had no idea whose tongue was in my ass!!!

I have fallen asleep during BJ's and sex with many women (never a provider) over the years. Although it's more like passed out then "sleep". I've even woke up naked next to a few and have no idea how I got there or if we even had sex.

shyguy2721276 reads

What's the most embarrassing/awkward moment that you've had while having sex with a provider or any woman for that matter? Share your stories!

AnotherPerspective247 reads

Real world girl , maybe ten dates , no sex yet , I hadn't tried , she didn't suggest .
I was holding off to help insure success .  We went to beach early one morning after I had
returned  from an hours delayed , late flight the night before .
All day swimming and surfing , later , dinner and dancing .
  Got back late to her place late around 3 am , she invited me in for a drink  .
She made a drink for both of us .
Last thing I remember   verbatim , she said  tonight's the night and
the clothes started flying .

  I have a faint memory of  a duo shower , a sweet rose bud and then blank .
 
Next thing I remember is waking up in the morning , at the foot of the bed with a boner .
  She had gone to work , left me a note , dump the trash .  The trash can was empty .

 Never got another chance with her , wasn't because  I didn't try .

I suggest  first time in the morning,  just in case .
 
 

 
 

 

Posted By: shyguy272
What's the most embarrassing/awkward moment that you've had while having sex with a provider or any woman for that matter? Share your stories!

oldted206 reads

But with a provider and no alcohol was involved. Was traveling a lot and scheduled a date late in the evening of the day I arrived in town. After an hour of sex we laid there talking....W she did all the talking, I was gradually nodding off to la la land and succumbed while she was talking about her life. Woke up next morning she was gone.

Posted By: shyguy272
What's the most embarrassing/awkward moment that you've had while having sex with a provider or any woman for that matter? Share your stories!

ddp71270 reads

I was having sex with my ex-wife in the missionary position and our yellow lab jumped up on the bed and started rimming me. Freaked me out even worse because I didn't notice him get on the bed so I had no idea whose tongue was in my ass!!!

I have fallen asleep during BJ's and sex with many women (never a provider) over the years. Although it's more like passed out then "sleep". I've even woke up naked next to a few and have no idea how I got there or if we even had sex.

AS1146 reads

LTR...she farted while we were in doggy.  We were comfortable enough with each other to laugh it off.

I ... MAY have tooted in a regular friend's face tonight.  I usually know when it's coming, but this one snuck up on me out of nowhere.  It wasn't stinky, if that helps.  LMAO

I AM SO SORRY!!!   :D

Happened on my way to meet the very first Porn Star I ever spent time with, and I was very nervous and that is an understatement, I ended up hitting the wrong floor and ended up on the floor with all of the conference rooms and started to freak myself out and could not get the booker on the phone and finally ended up 15 minutes late. She could tell how nervous I was from the get go. Since then everything has been much smoother.

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