Politics and Religion

Title 8000US Code, Gun CONTROLangry_smile
Chuck Manson 1604 reads
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1.  Everybody must own and operate a full automatic weapon daily, expending at least 200 rounds in practice or operations.

2.  Bodies must lie where they fall, but you MUST POLICE YOUR BRASS.

3.  No quarter asked nor given.  If you run out of ammo, you get shot.

4.  No training or preparation allowed, it's not sportsmanlike.  

5.  10 points extra if you hit the fellows with the red crosses.

6.  RPGs, tanks, artillery, aircraft available at extra cost.  

7.  NO MOCKING PEOPLE!  It's not allowed.  Because it hurts self-esteem.

Chuck Manson1605 reads

1.  Everybody must own and operate a full automatic weapon daily, expending at least 200 rounds in practice or operations.

2.  Bodies must lie where they fall, but you MUST POLICE YOUR BRASS.

3.  No quarter asked nor given.  If you run out of ammo, you get shot.

4.  No training or preparation allowed, it's not sportsmanlike.  

5.  10 points extra if you hit the fellows with the red crosses.

6.  RPGs, tanks, artillery, aircraft available at extra cost.  

7.  NO MOCKING PEOPLE!  It's not allowed.  Because it hurts self-esteem.

Chuck Manson1262 reads

An armed society is a polite society.  And that's what's most important!!  BE POLITE OR I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY!!!

TiteAssedSchoolMarm1413 reads

sez:  Don't mock!  It's too much fun!

DrFill1531 reads


do you have a guilty conscience about something?

Are you afraid somebody will take your gun away?

Why does that disturb you?

TedFuckinNugent2299 reads

BULLETS DO!

When did you ever hear of anybody hitting anybody over the head with a gun?  Every army n the world agrees, Guns don't kill, bullets do!!

NeighboorhoodStoner2470 reads

how do ya do that red thing?  Can ya show me how?

Chuck Darwin1620 reads

it scares the shit right out of my GF.

NO FUCKIN WAY she says!

FunluvnCowboy1878 reads

Think I'm gonna go get my machinegun and blow off a few belts, yippeetiyiyi.

DocKevorkian1000 reads

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071010/ap_on_re_us/school_shooting


Obviously, we need more guns in high schools.  If everybody had a gun in that school, they could have shot him, and any other suspect.  Then I'd be out of a job, and so would Al Gore, because there'd be no overpopulation!!

It's win-win!!!!

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