says, Children, this morning we have new rules.

Nobody gets to say anything that upsets anybody, GOT IT?!! ya creepy little assholes!

So the first rule is, everybody passes all their papers to Mr. Smelly Test first, AND DON'T FUCKING GIGGLE ABOUT HIS NAME, you little shitbirds.

And Mr. Smelly Test will tell you if your paper makes him feel good, or bad, or in between.

Because, children, Mr. Smelly Test is a very upset person, and we don't want any upset people, do we children?  So we're all going to hug Mr. Smelly Test, right, children?  Do you think we can make Mr. Smelly Test self-esteem back to normal if we all suck his ass?   Eeewww, that's a dirty thing, isn't it children?