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Re: Anyone Else read the Bad Reviews for Entertainment?
MSHSEX 143 reads
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I read them because they're even better than Harlequin romance novels. The over-embellishment of some of the reviewers' sexual prowess is quite entertaining to behold. ha.

Posted By: Naomi_Sweets
I have a few days of full VIP and have been enjoying just reading the bad reviews as a source of entertainment.   I feel so bad for some of you guys,  I know you learned the value of doing your research thats for sure.

I just read one a little bit ago where the first reviewer is probably a friend of the provider, he gave her an 8/9.

Based on that review three more followed - first one commented she looked a bit scary to him and he took off.
Second one was so horny and a little drunk so he stayed, said he played with her tits (which were almost non existent),  She said Aunt Flo was visiting but he could do her anal - said he gave her a couple of pumps and she was stinky so he opted to finish with a handjob.

Third one was sober, said he suspects She is a "HE" but he didn't stick around to find out.

Anyway sitting here reading these and laughing although I do feel bad for those of you who TOFFT and lost.

so anyone else browse the bad reviews just for the entertainment value?

I have a few days of full VIP and have been enjoying just reading the bad reviews as a source of entertainment.   I feel so bad for some of you guys,  I know you learned the value of doing your research thats for sure.

I just read one a little bit ago where the first reviewer is probably a friend of the provider, he gave her an 8/9.

Based on that review three more followed - first one commented she looked a bit scary to him and he took off.
Second one was so horny and a little drunk so he stayed, said he played with her tits (which were almost non existent),  She said Aunt Flo was visiting but he could do her anal - said he gave her a couple of pumps and she was stinky so he opted to finish with a handjob.

Third one was sober, said he suspects She is a "HE" but he didn't stick around to find out.

Anyway sitting here reading these and laughing although I do feel bad for those of you who TOFFT and lost.

so anyone else browse the bad reviews just for the entertainment value?

prepkid147 reads

Not the bad ones... Good ones sometimes to learn what others do and what I can do. But its kind of "creepy" to read for... pleasure.. you know.

I'm not looking to hook up with any of the providers so the only reviews I want to read are the entertaining ones.

You can learn alot by reading the bad ones btw - you can learn the things "not to do" and the warning signs that you should cancel rather than continue on.

prepkid163 reads

Bad ones are usually the shortest ones in generic forms. They all sound so grumpy and depressed.

Posted By: Naomi_Sweets
I'm not looking to hook up with any of the providers so the only reviews I want to read are the entertaining ones.

You can learn alot by reading the bad ones btw - you can learn the things "not to do" and the warning signs that you should cancel rather than continue on.

MSHSEX144 reads

I read them because they're even better than Harlequin romance novels. The over-embellishment of some of the reviewers' sexual prowess is quite entertaining to behold. ha.

Posted By: Naomi_Sweets
I have a few days of full VIP and have been enjoying just reading the bad reviews as a source of entertainment.   I feel so bad for some of you guys,  I know you learned the value of doing your research thats for sure.

I just read one a little bit ago where the first reviewer is probably a friend of the provider, he gave her an 8/9.

Based on that review three more followed - first one commented she looked a bit scary to him and he took off.
Second one was so horny and a little drunk so he stayed, said he played with her tits (which were almost non existent),  She said Aunt Flo was visiting but he could do her anal - said he gave her a couple of pumps and she was stinky so he opted to finish with a handjob.

Third one was sober, said he suspects She is a "HE" but he didn't stick around to find out.

Anyway sitting here reading these and laughing although I do feel bad for those of you who TOFFT and lost.

so anyone else browse the bad reviews just for the entertainment value?

swimtrekr128 reads

why the idiot stayed, esp if he was not the first reviewer.  The stupidity of some of these guys is amazing sometimes.  Guys you're not gonna take a bad provider and change her, wake up!  Then there's the guy who complains about a girl, so I go to his list of reviews and none of them are very good.  Does this guy does not research?  I just shake my head......

If you do the research, read the reviews, look at her website, check the pics, the phone number, you should not have any really bad experiences.  If you don't do these things, shame on you.  You're just asking for a bad time.

I know sometimes, guys will TOFTT, and we are all grateful to them, I'm just not one who does that.  Only way I will see someone with no reviews, is if a trusted hobby friend or provider recommends her to me.

Swim

I always wonder why he stayed after the girl who answered the door clearly wasn't the girl in the pics.  Or the pics were super old, I saw a couple of ads where the pics look like they are from the 80s from the hairstyle and clothes and the guys were shocked to find out she was much older and heavier than the pics.  (one had twelve reviews - all bad)

Also guys - if the pics look like she should be modeling swim wear and she's offering $80 specials - why are you so shocked that this wasn't the one answering the door?

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