WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL " SHE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK CONTEST "
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I recently solicited 15 different scrumptious ladies who frequent the General Board and asked them to send me a secret known only to themselves. The subject of their secrets will range from the serious to the sexual, the humiliating to the fantasy but all are completely and unquestionably true. This I am certain because they told me so and I believe everything that I read.
Anyway, each day I will showcase a different Lady along with the list of secrets, (I added a few extra fake secrets to make it interesting). Your job if you decide to play is to simply vote which secret belongs to which lady.
Its that simple... Yeah right !
At the end of each day the Showcased Lady will divulge her secret along with any explanation necessary. We will keep score on a daily basis and Crown The Highest score Male as well as Female winners at the conclusion of this competition.
AND DON'T FORGET... Admin has generously agreed to donate One Free 30 Day VIP Membership to that lucky Male -and- Female Winner at the end of this competition.
1) I didn't lose my virginity until I was sixteen but before I turned eighteen
I had sex in my car countless times, a walking trail in the woods, a park
bench in January, in a tent and the basement of a fast food restaurant.
2) I have an inner Goth Girl that only comes out to play when I'm not on a
date. Torn jeans, strange graphic T-shirts and heavy dark make-up. This
persona also includes Lolita type fashion, dressing in clothes that are
little girl like, along the lines of Victorian Dolls.
3) The first time that I ever experienced a warm tongue on my butt was several
years ago when I was living with my then boyfriend. I had just stepped out
of the bathtub and was drying off. I bent over to wrap a towel around my
wet hair when his Irish Setter helped himself to my exposed ass.
4) When I graduated from High School I wanted to make it a bit different so
my girlfriends and I worn absolutely nothing but flip-flops under our
5) When I was sixteen I was so horny that I used a summer squash out of my
grandfathers garden to satisfy my urge.
6) During a swingers party event that I attended a M/F couple who had been
eyeing me all night essentially kidnapped me to their room and molested me.
7) Once in a graduate level statistics class I had an assignment that utilized
a list of 100 top athletes. I asked my professor what was the probability
that I had dated or been asked out by 9 of the 100 men on that list.
8) I was once pulled over going 115mph. It was in a state where most people
are arrested and required to pay the fine immediately. I however was
written up for 90 mph and sent on my way. I was young and dumb then.
Today I would simply say, "when you're done writing me that ticket, how
would you like the best BJ of your life?
Day 1) brneyeguy... who accurately guessed Natasha Lynne's secret.
#10) I was suspended from school during my sophomore year because I
skipped class and got drunk with a friend then returned to school
where I vomited in American History class.
Day 2) PowerGuy3 & SirNigelButts... accurately guessed Sexy Carolinas Secret.
#6) I once gave a guy a blow job for two tickets to a Yankees v Red
Sox game at Fenway Park.
Day 3) JuliasLilSecret, Kendradc2011 and Quadseasonal guessed Londons Secret
#4) When I was 16 I did a football player on the horse outside of
Kmart. It was one you put quarters in. It was broad daylight and I was
dressed in my cheerleader outfit and I don't think any of the people
coming and going right by us knew what we were doing.
Day 4) Sweet Carolina.. OldTed.. and Quadseasonal guessed Ms Jessica's secret.
In a fit of anger during my divorce I used my ex-husbands gun and shot
several holes in his speed boat.
Day 5) Scoed & OldTed ... accurately guessed Naomi_Sweets Secret
#1) The night that I lost my virginity my boyfriends car ran out of gas
and I had to help push it several blocks to the nearest gas station.
Day 6) Kendradc2011... accurately guessed Mature Bridgets Secret
#7) I once worked as a Bio-Chemical Engineer for a time until I
realized how much I was missing out on sex. I love sex !!!
Day 7) Quadseasonal... FollowMe... Roadshow2... Pawnbroker... DaveMogul...
JuliasLilSecret... Scoed... OneLastRide... LinkTaylor and BillfromMd
All ten players successfully guessed AngelaPetite2's secret.
#6) Many years ago walking with a friend back to our homes, a man crept
out of the wooded area and with open arms started to hug my girlfriend
from behind. I took out my Taser and zapped him ! Never having used it
before it was such a treat to finally have good cause because I
couldn't have ever man-handled him.
Day 8) NYBlues... and OneLastRide... accurately guessed Edrienne Cole's Secret
4) My first MFM was with two seniors when I was a Freshman in HS. I
f**ked in every single classroom, the faculty lounge and assembly hall
at one point or another. I also gave a hand-job to a boy in Freshman
health class during a movie on reproduction issues. It couldn't have
been a very good HJ because he went on to be a Pastor.
Day 9) Roadshow2... and JustCantGetEnough... accurately guessed Traceyb Secret
7) I have an extreme phobia of vomiting, roaches and revolving doors.
Day 10) Scoed... MatureBridget and WhiteRabbit... guessed KendraDC2011 Secret
3) In a moment lost in deep reflection I once walked out into the snow