language for Republicans, where negative words are banned except w/r/t the Evil Empire, and all sentence structures are required to be approved by the Chief Conservator, ie., me.

Don't worry, I won't let you hear or say anything that might be half-assed smart, denigrate a moron, and I'll let you vent shit about Democrats, you know, critical stuff like how Barbara Bush looks so much better than Nancy Pelosi, and how Al Gore must be a fag because Ann Coulter is so smart and sexy (if you're a fucking zombie).

Just stay in your fucking spaces, and don't be asking questions.   That should work pretty good for all of us.