Amish Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls
light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last
number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son ..
"Go get your mother."
Quasi apologies - but this is the Politics & Religion Board, so...
I don't think the "clowns" reside here, they're more like the obnoxious houseguest in "The Man Who Came To Dinner" -- they simply refuse to leave, and during their prolonged stay they create relentless chaos with every word and deed.
I did post this on Erotic Humor, but I do like to drop in here on the serious side from time to time. I appreciate your sufferance and your forebearance for the occassional bit of would-be frivolity.
SH
at least some of them more than half-assed - and I think it's a fair joke - though I suppose a good writie might trim it.
but we're hard up for laughs since BenD has gone into hiding.
I don't think he's in hiding. I recall he once mentioned that he has 600+ aliases, so, pay close attention to style and content.
I know he can't count that high. Let alone write that much.
"600+" probably translates to "many many" like any pre-literate culture that only has one term meaning "more than all my fingers and toes".
If he's not hiding, there's only one other possibility: he's shopping for purses.