Medical history!
Anacephalic hominid discovered alive in Minnesota swamp.
Police say the filthy motherfucker kept insisting his name was Ben Dover, or Dirty Jesus and/or similar nonsense, couldn't make up his mind.
Police took the specimen to the Bemidji CryptoZoo when the county psych ward rejected it, but it shortly escaped.
Police Chief Gomer Pyle was quoted as saying, "Let him go. Who the fuck cares?"
Are you trying to get in as many posts as possible before you're banned again?
Not to mention his prolificness.
and it'd look just like him, people talking to themselves.
You can see how much I care. Not worth it to switch on an alias.