Hey folks, need a little help here. Have any hobbyists or providers worked or played in Sweden or Denmark recently? (Last year or two or three, I suppose?)

Will be visiting the capitol cities, Stockholm and Copenhagen, later this fall and am hoping participate in exciting cultural exchange activities - if ya know what I mean. But I have been amazed - and frustrated - to find a shocking dearth of helpful or sophisticated online sites promoting these famously sexy and libertine cultures - and the women who serve as their "goodwill ambassadors."

Anybody know where the fabulous working women of Scandinavia (and visitors from similarly exotic neighboring regions are always welcome!) can be found, along with available goods and services, exchange rates, photos, etc? And forget reviews: Nobody's got em.

Escort-sweden.com and escort-denmark.com lack any comprehensive or coherent presentation. escortintime.com is too spread out across the entirety of Europe to provide intimate and informative ads and bios. Other sites I've found, same thing: Too small, too vague, too bland. Too boring, hookers in Sweden, if you can imagine.

Then there's Sweden.backpage.com.

Um...., no thanks.

There MUST be someplace, no? This is SWEDEN we're talking about!  

BEFORE YOU RESPOND, PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS AN APPEAL FOR HELP FINDING GLORIOUS, LIFE-AFFIRMING PUSSY IN A FOREIGN LAND. THIS IS NOT A PROMPT TO INVITE OR INCITE A DISCUSSION, DEBATE, DEFENSE OR DENUNCIATION OF "THE SWEDISH MODEL" OR OTHER EQUALLY IMPORTANT AND NEWSWORTHY ANTI-HOOKING NEWS, LAWS AND TRENDS.  

All worthy topics to be sure. But please, not here, not now.  No need to inform or advise me about it; I'm solid there. But I've got a serious buzzkill working about this other thing. And so I ask you, brothers and sisters of the carnal realm:  

Can anyone point me to a site or sites that offer 1) comprehensive information, data, menu selections, screening info and abundant photos of 2) a huge selection of 3) culturally diverse yet English-speaking 4) insanely hot and super smart providers 5) so I can offer qualified recipients humanitarian aid packages in return for intelligence sharing; relaxed barriers of entry for foreign nationals; unrestricted arms (and legs) inspections and awarding of temporary but exclusive on-site drilling rights?

OK, sorry (not sorry) for the puns. But at least I didn't make a "tracking" joke. And this is no joking matter, anyhow. This is IMPORTANT.  

Thanks for any info, advice, experience or enlightenment you may care to offer.