No, this is easy. You formerly used a name similar to that of a movie star known for her wonderful generosity in adopting adorable third-world waifs.  And providing Brad Pitt with a surrogate family to help raise.

NOSC holds pride of place here as the longest-established distaff contributor, and I think it's safe to say that her recent absense from this board distress us all.  But you are more than  welcome as a change from all the testosterone-filled posturing which plagues this forom so thoroughly.

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