With the "nectar of the gods" nonsense? Look if people are into the squirting stuff, fine, but lets call it what it is. PEE.
Not sure how that is trollish NL. Whats going on around here lately? You cant call a hooker a hooker and you cant call pee, pee?I have done my research here in Chicago so I know all the names of the squiter that get suggested here. What I want to know is who is the best squirter in the US? I travel some and who knows, I may be able to see her.
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Portia Eden. Simply the best.
agree..a true soaker..thank goodness she brings her own waterproof sheets..
I would agree with what others have said..... Portia is a National Treasure!!!!! We are so lucky to have her here in the Twin Cities!
Buck
I'm frequently told that I'm the most prolific squirter that my clients have ever seen.
I used to travel a lot, and toured Chicago several times, but now I'm staying put in the Carolinas. But please let me know if Charlotte, Asheville, Winston-Salem or Raleigh (among other fabulous Carolina towns) is in your itinerary.
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Mmmmmm, yeah. Nothing says hot, wet, moist sex like something I expel at a Pearl Jam concert every 15 minutes.
Cant say I've had the pleasure though, as I generally like to keep pee and poop off my hot, sculpted bod.
But good luck in your national search bro!
And keep us posted as to all the hookers out there who are the best at it.
Lots and lots of johns here would love to know. LOTS! Like you wouldn't believe.
And if you do manage to find that ONE hooker out there that doesn't squirt urine, let ME know. Medical science is still looking for her! 
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With the "nectar of the gods" nonsense? Look if people are into the squirting stuff, fine, but lets call it what it is. PEE.
Not sure how that is trollish NL.
Whats going on around here lately? You cant call a hooker a hooker and you cant call pee, pee?
But you can call a dope a dope.
I'm not calling her a dope nor is she misinformed.
You can wish it not to be pee all you want, but that wont change the facts chief.
the MANY prior discussions - we've had about it on the GD board.
And, yes, as if you didn't already know, I am a squirter, and I have been my whole life. The fluid that comes out of me is NOT pee. Unlike my pee, it's odorless, colorless, tasteless (not that I've tasted my pee) and there is not a hint of ammonia. When it's dry (which can take a while) there is no sign that it was ever there.
But you knew that already.
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Sorry to bust your bladder, but its urine sweetie:
RESULTS:
In this case report, we provided new biochemical evidences demonstrating that the clear and abundant fluid that is ejected in gushes (squirting) is different from the real female ejaculation. While the first has the features of diluted urines (density: 1,001.67 ± 2.89; urea: 417.0 ± 42.88 mg/dL; creatinine: 21.37 ± 4.16 mg/dL; uric acid: 10.37 ± 1.48 mg/dL), the second is biochemically comparable to some components of male semen (prostate-specific antigen: 3.99 ± 0.60 × 103 ng/mL).
CONCLUSIONS:
Female ejaculation and squirting/gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder
highly credible, to say the least.
Regardless of the research, I'll go with what I know - my body, and my personal experience with my own body. I know it's not pee, and the guys who have been with me know this as well.
You've clearly never been with a real squirter, so you're talking about something you have no experience with. You have no idea what you're talking about.
So troll on, Jack. I'm done here.
There is both female ejaculate AND squirting. They are DIFFERENT phenomena. Two totally different things.
Your article talks about FE ONLY and NOT squirt. Some women experience one or the other, neither, or both.
There is no other organ that can hold that much liquid other than the urinary bladder.
Of course you are done here b/c you are not mature enough to admit you're wrong in the face of incontrovertible evidence from a government source.
You can bury your head all you want, kid yourself and kid your clients even, but don't try and sell your bullshit to everyone else NL b/c you believe its unicorn tears
Squirting is the act of projectile female ejaculation. Im just going to say medicine is a continuous study and we are finding new things every day and disproving old assumptions. There is many misunderstandings about the female body. Nothing is set in stone so try and keep an open mind
Squirting and FE are two totally different phenomena.
When the squirt is analyzed it is urine, with some small amounts of other vaginal secretions.
When you get your facts straight come on back. Thanks for playing.
Summer Goddess here in Phoenix or Natasha Lynn in the Carolinas.. Love them both !!
of the big 'O' and through my experiences have formulated a thus-far, an un-refuted theory.. While I would not proclaim to be any kind of expert in any of this, I will say that I have experienced two very different types of ejaculations. So I can say there are 2 distinctly different types of the female 'O'. I would be willing to bet that since women are capable of experiencing 2 kinds, so are men. It seems that they are opposites. Run-of-mill for women: the toe-curling full body type; and for men: the intense, uncontrolled, short-lived type. Of course I experienced the usual toe-curling, full body, rolling 'O' (that is most common) first. The other one, piss or not, is very real and I have experienced it on several occasions, so I cannot discount it. It is more intense, faster, and feels more involuntary. Seems very similar to the run-of-the-mill one men experience.. I do not know if it is in fact urine, but it seems easier to achieve when my bladder is full. (Perhaps my skien gland can be stimulated more easily with a full bladder?) I can testify that after those experiences, when I finally relieved myself, I still peed like a racehorse. While I am no expert, and I have sadly no experiences in which to draw from when it comes to the male prostate 'O', I would wager it is toe-curling and not unlike the female run-of-the-mill one. Any thoughts??