Treat Yourself to a warm Savannah Rain
New photos up on my site! Please feel free to take a gander
I will be in town until March 15 after which time I will be on a beach for a few weeks blowing off some steam in a swimsuit optional environment π€βοΈππΉπSo... Help me, help myself to daily fishbowls of margaritas.
*Available in Oak brook This week* πͺππΎ This week I am available:
Monday 2/27- available downtown before 7pm
Tuesday 2/28- downtown available before 6pm
Wednesday 3/1- available in Oakbrook before 5pm
Thursday 3/2- available in Oakbrook all day
Friday 3/3- availability TBD Check out my blog: savannahisbananas.tumblr.com email [email protected] to book your rendezvous
As always, the fine print: **** No politicking please! π I'm sick to my bra straps of election talk. My Oval Office would rather discuss something that rhymes with election π and hopefully when we're thru, no one will be marching through the streets wearing hats shaped like ladybits πΎπ»π Actually, hoo-ha hats are allowed, they're actually pretty hilarious. So to recap; no politics, pussy hat optional. **** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise. **** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy. **** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have. **** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat. **** if you have any funny animal videos I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well. **** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt out there. Obligatory email repeat : [email protected]
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Savannah, I really thought you had dropped out of the hobby and I am delighted to see you post an ad again. I hope to see you in Chicago soon.