WARNING:
The following is an early-morning rant from a none-too-mentally-stable krank, who -- like most of us -- isn't getting all the mogambo he'd like. But, then who ever does?)

WHERE is the booty?!?! WHERE are the thick, curvacious, heavy-hootered, fun-loving providers of my youth?!?! Whatever happened to DDD-packing, phat-assed girls who KNEW HOW TO PLEASE A PENIS?!?!

[[ I realize it's a function of where I live -- Central Pennsylvania -- where you can't swing a dead Amish child, killed in a farm accident, without hitting a meth head. And, that I'd need to drive into Philly or down to Baltimore to find full-figured women. I'm just hoping some bbw provider who travels might read this screed and feel the need to stop in on her next tour...]]

Oh! And, while I'm ranting -- BRING BACK THE PUBES!!! I'm a child of the 60's, and grew up on hairy-bushed porn!

I want thick, furry thatch that tickles my nose when I'm going down on a girl!!!

Ladies, PLEASE, stop denuding the bush!!!

OK -- I'm done complaining. I'll go away now...

-- Modified on 12/11/2014 1:59:48 AM