....Spending ten days on Maui and the Big Island and not a lady to be found.  I looked on various websites and nobody is even visiting at the moment.  Less reputable ad sites have the usual amount of fake ads and only 1-2 real ones.  I check out an agency advertising as supporting multiple islands:  Discretion's Butterflies.  I did a search on their phone number and pulled up one review from Dec 2012, which was in the rip-off category.  I even thought about booking a day trip back & forth to Oahu, but the last-minute airfares are very high.  Combined with a lady's donation, the total cost would have been up in the porn star range.

I went to Kahena Beach yesterday afternoon and probably could have connected with a couple of hippie chicks who were there for the drum circle.  They were both pretty high and not bad looking.  The beach got really trashed by the recent hurricanes and it's really lost some of its character.

I've got a couple of more days left on the Big Island.  If anybody has any ideas how I can avoid remaining celibate for the entire trip, I'm all ears!