Olivia Phan: Whiskey slinging bad asses with a sense of humor need only apply.
 
By contacting me you agree
 
    Despite the opinion of experts, riesling & bourbon are vital food groups.
    Ski is perfectly legitimate forms of transportation.
    A moonlit swim in the nude is always superior to long walks on the beach.
    You dream of a petite, sweet voiced woman in lingerie - and her lilting accent.
    Olivia Phan possesses the aforementioned interests, qualities and so much more.
    Polite email & screening are not obstacles to wooing the perfect woman for you, i.e. Olivia Phan.
 
Agreeing to the above stipulations entitles admission to Ms. Phan’s downtown Toronto condo or accompaniment to a luxury location of your choosing, e.g. your place, dinner, vacations.
 
Whiskey slinging bad asses with a sense of humor need only apply. For more information, please tell your people to contact Ms. Phan’s people at  [email protected]
 
Tributes:
 
1HR - $400
 
1.5HR - $600
 
2HRS - $700
 
3HRS - $1000