Hello everyone!
I hope everyone had an AMAZING Thanksgiving with friends and family as you enjoyed a wonderful spread, drinks, football, and fun! I’ve spent the past two days enjoying time with my mum and now it’s my time for fun and excitement! So while the days of stuffing the turkey have been fun and full filling, its high time you begin thinking of other things you can stuff to excess!
STOCKINGS! I am talking about stockings you decadent devils!
Did that sound believable? NO? Well, perhaps I was fantasizing about you stuffing something else… BUT … you would have to interrogate me to find that true answer!
So, speaking of stuffing and stockings, I felt this time my post would best be served centering on a day that many of us cringe at even the mere the sound of. None other than Black Friday! Yes my Aspen Army, even I avoid the stores like the plague on this very day! So while everyone else is out and about, running from store to store, shopping till they drop, driving you insane – you should enjoying the Black Friday festivities with a delightfully busty blonde in Black Stockings, Black Lingerie, and Black stiletto heels. F&%k it … celebrate the entire weekend and into next week with her! One simply never has enough pleasure when it comes to black stockings! I admit, they may be more of a fetish for me than anyone else, but you can enjoy me in the as much as I enjoy them on me, right????
So maybe you’ve had your fill of family, the festivities, and the football. Maybe you’re screaming on the inside that you can’t take much more of this! (James Doohan reference for my fellow nerds) Maybe you just need to enjoy your own fill of my world. Maybe you need to treat yourself to something you so rightfully deserve! You work hard. Rule the office. Slay the work world. It’s time to slay the sexy beast of a blonde vixen that you so crave down to every part of your inner being! That’s right my friends. The holiday season is upon us. Your present is ample and ready, you just need to unwrap it!
Who is the busty blonde vixen I speak of? Does such a beast actually exist? Yes. Yes my deviant friends she does. And right now, you need only envision Bruce Buffer himself standing in the midst of the octagon, jumping up into the air with his mic in hand, coming down and emphasizing that IT’S TIME! (As only my man Bruce can do!) This IS the main event of your evening (day, morning, week, etc)!
(Insert Dramatic Narration)
CUMMING out of the red corner. Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. Standing 5’3” tall (6’ in heels) with 34J ample mounds of mayhem. She has a black belt, a black garter, black stockings, and is a 9th degree master in horizontal Muay Thai. She is undefeated in the bedroom, the office, and your lap. She IS the Ravishing Blonde Bombshell! ASPEN EDWARDS!
*Applause *
And her challenger … CUMMING out of the blue corner. Seeking the unicorn and standing tall in sexy stature. HE is ready to go and holds a black belt, a brown belt, and even a leather belt. He is a 5th degree master in wit, an 8th degree master in charm, and an upcoming karma sutra adventurer. He seeks to slay champ with authority. Hailing from hometown, USA. He IS …… you.
He is you… and I want you. Right now. Right here. Let’s go!
So no getting wrapped in the convictions of what encounters typically are. No worrying about what call to make and when. Will an assistant answer? Will she get annoyed if I text? Call her? Want to genuinely be her friend. No stressing about turning over your vitals and credit history. THIS … THIS should be fun. THIS should be focused on us. THIS should be so that your world is turned upside down.
So don’t wait! Reach out to me. Send me a note, email, text, call, send over a smoke signal – whatever it takes, because I would genuinely love to get you know you. To all of my friends old and new… THANK YOU, for your countless emails, texts, tweets, calls, and shouts. You guys make me smile so hugely that every day for me is an adventure. The hobby world for me is just as much as a release as it is for you. After spending days on set, heading my studio, completing interviews, and making appearances at events --- even I, THE Aspen Edwards, need that ultra-amazing release!
Black Friday is upon us my deviant friends! And I have an endless supply of black stockings and lingerie. Its time you enjoyed them….
Bring it on and let’s see who makes who tap out…
Epically yours.
Aspen
