A few providers have asked me before the session if I was bi sexual. One provider told me she heard I was. WTF!! IMO guys are gross. Just because I'm not homophobic, and have no chest hair, doesn't mean I shave it. I took this test "How gay do others perceive you" and now I'm wondering , should I discard my pink dress shirts?.
Here's my test results below.. I will admit, most of my results ring true. In my defense, I would never watch a chic flick unless she asks me, and only then, because of the often offered, bonus features. Musicals no way,because I don't like the music the director picked, except Wizard of OZ with the sound off and Pink Floyd substituting. In case any of you dualing sluggers out there get ideas, I don't own any pink shorts, or pink underwear.
3 - Unidentifiable, Non-Conformist On a scale of 1 to 5, you scored a 3: the Unidentifiable, Non-Conformist.
Guys who score a 3 on this gay scale don't give much, if any, indication as to what their sexuality is unless they bluntly tell you. These are very open-minded men who insist on throwing the rule book on gender roles and gender stereotypes out the window. When you look at a guy who scores a 3, you think to yourself, "Well, I can see him being gay, but I also see him being straight." As such, guys who score a 3 are most likely to be Bi-Sexual.
These guys are a woman's dream man...if he's straight... because he'll watch a "chick flick" with her if she doesn't have anyone else to watch it with, and he will gladly hang out with her gay best friend AND enjoy himself. This guy is likely to intervene if a gay man is being harassed for being gay."
"Nope! And, I didn't get my results because I don't want to sign up for anything, thank you'
NO sign up,or email required to receive results from the test I linked...."if" you fill in the blanks correctly, after you finished the test. Forget the speed reading, try this first.
I can't find any answers to the questions I can live with. Example.
Question one regarding cars:
"I love them! Fixing them, driving them, and showing mine off? Yes to all!
I know a lot about cars (brands, types, styles, makes, etc) and enjoy talking about them, but don't ask me how to fix one.
A car get's you from point A to point B. End of story.
When it comes to cars, the only thing I care about is how it looks! Look at that paint job!
I don't care about cars, but I want a cute one!"
My answer would be a cross between the first and second one. Like, I know a lot cars (brands, types, styles, makes, etc) and enjoy talking about them, and I can often, but not always, repair my own.
It's the same with most, if not all the rest. If none of the answers aren't reflective of a person's experience, then the questionnaire has questionable validity.
"I was mildly curious enough to take the quiz, but but not motivated to continue when they asked for my email and birthday. Got it?!?"
Nope .Don't get it, as you surely don't. If I was artistic, I would draw you a picture. Evidently you were lost without instructions. That's a problem with people who depend on higher education,for all their answers and instructions, how to fill in the blanks.
You took the time to take the test and couldn't figure out how to get your grade, without submitting your email. NO email was required and any birthday will do. Try your excuse, with someone in your class.
All you had to do to see instant grade, uncheck the pre checked box that said "Still, save my result! (One more quick page - it'll be worth it)"
At least I've figured why most professors talk so slow. Guys like you,holding back the class.
So now you're quite certain that I'm a slow reader, lack comprehension of what I read, and don't have the reasoning skills needed to figure out the task you think is so important, to you, for me to complete. And, since you choose to believe that over my explanation, you believe I'm dishonest. Since you can't or will not trust what I say, and that I'm not motivated to play your game, I guess I have nothing further to say to you, other than what I said in response to followme. I've read the questions and answers, and most of the answers do not reflect my experience, thus making the questionnaire, and hence the scoring of it invalid. I don't think picking out the least incorrect answer reflecting my experience could possibly lead to a valid profile of my sexual preference.
You seem to have a chip on your shoulder about those who have an education higher the high school, and it has blinded you to the fact that, as enamored as you are with this little exercise, not everyone, let alone myself, are nearly as enamored as you. That's the true picture, as I see it. And see, I didn't even have to insult your intelligence or voracity in the process.
You have made remarks about my intelligence based on what you deem it to be by my responses here. Just the let you know what I think about your opinion; I'll think of you and smile when I make my weekly deposits in the bank.
"So now you're quite certain that I'm a slow reader, lack comprehension of what I read, and don't have the reasoning skills needed to figure out the task you think is so important, to you,"
Don't take it personal. If you start at the beginning and read your posts I was only jousting counter back, to your posts. I thought you were digging, when telling me you had to sign up for something to get the grade ,and I threw back. I apologize for offending you. You taking the test or not,was not my intent. If you hadn't mentioned twice you couldn't get your grade without signing up, I wouldn't have carried on. I am sometimes harsh when joking with guys, without realizing it.. I consider you as one of the intelligent around here when reading your posts.. LOL Don't use that as a reference. I think it's funny when guys try to give me grief, if they are creative. I should remember, everyone doesn't laugh when being ribbed. When I posted, I knew I would have to man battle stations. You popped up on radar and I blasted away. I don't really think you are a slow reader. Don't take my word for it, I've been wrong before. You did come up with a variety of excuses, which opened the door for my continued joking. It was only a quick non scientific quiz with a completely humorous intent on my part, however I've never laughed, when a provider asked me if I was BI.
that clue self-identified “GAY/BI people”into the possibility that another might be denying their intrinsic “GAY/BI-ness”?
Well. One common thing is an oddly fierce, completely out of context defense of their undeniable heterosexuality Those completely comfortable with their own sexuality rarely feel compelled to defend it.
But...so what if a provider asks you if you’re Bi? Tell her no. I doubt she has much invested in the answer being yes.
"But...so what if a provider asks you if you’re Bi? Tell her no. "
Of course I tell her NO. If I said yes, she might let her BF out of the closet. My main concern,should I quit wearing pink dress shirts,even with a tie,to keep them from thinking I might be BI?? The only reason I ask, I heard from a homophobe, pink is a gay color. Also,it was one of the test questions.
but if any post blatantly violates board policy, I have no choice but to pull it. My discretion is pretty wide however, just like your ass will be after this thread. lmao
Ever since he scored off the charts on our Gay-Dar test. Even so, he refuses to admit it! He said to me just the other day: "I am not homosexual! I am bi-sexual! I like gay men AND straight men!" It is a hopeless case.
shows how secure you are in your sexual identity. The incredible homophobia on this Board, however, predicts that you will paned for this question by many.
I suspect the guys who immediately shriek “absolutely not,” or the ones who want to joke about it, are the ones who feel some internal concern about the possibility that they are bisexual (not that there is anything wrong with it).
LMAO You getting nervous and trying to change the subject? Not sure about the Freudian projection,but you win the literacy no comprende award. MP would win,but in his defense he's too drunk to comprehend tonight, or any night for that matter. Like I've said before, someone not recognizing sarcasm or humor, is often showing one of the first signs of mental illness. You really should get that mental check up.
In my OP, when I said, "In case any of you dualing sluggers out there get ideas, I don't own any pink shorts, or pink underwear." ................................... I intentionally spelled dualing the correct way. If I had spelled it D U E L I N G it would have meant fighting. A duel is an engagement of combat between two people, often with weapons of the same type. Example: Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr.
Dualing sluggers is a play on words, that fits my OP, which had absolutely nothing to do with fighting. By the way , did you go to Univ.of Bridgeport?
Example of dueling in a sentence: Priapus often tries to verbally duel with quad. Much to quads delight, Priapus always makes himself, the foolish tool.
Some people never learn, but I do appreciate your efforts.
Dual - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionarya : consisting of two parts or elements or having two like parts : double b : having a double character or nature. — du·al·ly \-?(l)-le\ adverb ... www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dual -
Are you one of those that have the tears all running down your face, smearing your mascara and shit, when you go DT? Just curious.
Oh yeah, how do you like to have your shit pushed in? Do you take it from behind, or do you want them to see your face when you wince with each and every pounding?
Have a sense of humor about it. I have to question any provider, who says, out and out, I heard you were bi. (Who asks that?) Everyone asks weird questions now and then, but that's a bit off.
When I get references, I am looking for the facts, jack. Clean, safe, fun, polite, responsible....
Being a non-conformist is ok, nothing wrong with it. It doesn't mean that you are light in your proverbial loafer, love Judy Garland and ask me to set my Pandora genre to show tunes. You just might march to a different drummer. Not conforming to norms makes life different and fun. Vive le difference.
Sensualkathi,"Have a sense of humor about it. I have to question any provider, who says, out and out, I heard you were bi. (Who asks that?) Everyone asks weird questions now and then, but that's a bit off. When I get references, I am looking for the facts, jack. Clean, safe, fun, polite, responsible...."
I think their twisted knickers are hilarious. At least they aren't their usual sullen drunkard selves. Drunkards yes, but tonight I see some happy drunks. Glad I could bring some joy to the boys. I am especially glad we have some providers commenting tonight.
Let me see if I can wind this clock up. No provider has ever asked me if I am BI before I met her in person. Could it have been my pink shirt or merely my humorous demeanor? Carry On.
there are so many "bi-sexual" guys (really confused dudes) in LA that civvie girls really are at greater risk for certain STD's and will bug the shit out of you about it. Especially if you have soft hands, which I do. I assume (maybe wrong) that providers see a cross-section of the wounded, the confused, and the twisted, so I wonder if they DO care if you are "bi-sexual." Confused, yet? Not as much as I am about the OP...
But they have certainly asked if I was single. (*grin*)
In all seriousness, what a woman finds attractive varies with a woman's individual values, how her hypergamous tendencies are culturally filtered, and even whether or not she is ovulating or pregnant. What she prefers can vary.
Furthermore, you may be interested to note that in "The Art of Seduction" many women find more androgynous men particularly attractive; and the Erotes in Greek mythology (deities of love and marriage) were often portrayed as nearly androgynous; Hymenaeus (the god of the wedding hymn) for example. Likewise, some of the most infamously seductive men in history and literature often displayed stereotypically feminine traits.
I won't go into the psychology of why this works because I haven't the time right now. Suffice it to say that even though a woman might ask if you are bisexual; that in no way means she finds you unattractive and can in fact mean quite the opposite in some cases.
A man capable of adopting or displaying traits stereotypical in the other sex can, if he knows how to play his cards, be absolutely romantically devastating.
I was quite a hit with the guys. That was a fun night. At least now I know that if this whole heterosexual thing doesn't work out for me, there are plenty of guys willing to keep me company.
Some Navy buddies and I had a close call in a bar some place around the Combat Zone in Boston. We were freezing, trying to make our way from South Weymouth to Boston, and we just had to get out of the cold. We were short on money because were were sent there TDA before we got our pay. But, when we walked into this bar, some nice guys sent us a round of beers, before we could order. Well, after about third round, we were expressing our gratitude from across the room, but not getting any friendlier than that, and they were getting less and less friendly. Finally, we realized that we best be on our way.
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