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Reports of predatory Jelly-Leg attacks are causing a city-wide panic, no one is safe! These attacks are debilitating, often leaving the victim unable to move for long periods of time and makes standing  impossible without the assistance of a small crane or trained emergency med team. These attacks are sudden and come without warning and there is very little you can do to prepare.      
     
Who or what  is behind such a sinister attack, you ask? Records indicate that the surge of jelly leg reports coincide with the rise of mad sexy FBSM masseuses, such as the elusive and dangerous Sensual Jane. Known only to her victims, SJane is one of the most formidable sources of Jelly legs to date, and is still at large today.      
     
Can you sustain such a savage attack? Will our heroes be able to survive such a stiff advance? Coming to MetroWest   March 13-19     
     
*****MISS SENSUAL JANE & THE ATTACK OF THE JELLY LEGS*****      
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