You know that it's slowly turning into the frigid north here, and you're dying for the flavors, and scents of summer to come your way again even though you've barely ridden into the pocket of winter. Luckily for you I fucked an ice cream man once and I'm here to bring you the thirty one flavors of Rae Monroe to get you through the long winter nights where you're beating your dick off thinking of a dime in a Brazilian Bikini rolling around in the sand. So please, kind sir, do let me know which flavor of Rae Monroe is to your liking.
31. Oragenitalism - This is a delightfully smooth flavor. Full of the boldness of orange and the delicious taste of skin freshly washed by a pungently average hotel soap. A slightly minty orange flavor. The best way to have at this ice cream is flat on your back, legs raised, and a hot brunette milf with a bad side slipping her tongue up and down on your shaft with an involuntary giggle.
Actual Meaning: a generic term for all forms of oral-genital-sex including cunnilingus , fellatio and sixty-nine (mutual and simultaneous orogenitalism)
30. French Love - Just what it sounds like darling, this is a full on tongue-tastic flavor with hints of fresh vanilla and cloves. Sure to get you excited this features a mouth to cock demonstration you're sure to enjoy.
Actual Meaning: Colloquilism for orogenitalism.
29. Amour Fou - Oh? Your cock is a thick nine inches? Don't say I didn't warn you.
Actual Meaning: French for mad, passionate-love or obsessive love.
28. Swassonder - Darling this is something that I've been looking forward to for a long time. I mean, this is a gorgeous bouquet of raspberries and dare I say, delicious cherries mashed together to create a long and delicious aftertaste both of us can enjoy. The best way to have at this is with me on the top but I don’t mind if you really want to get that in deep and switch it around once in a while.
Actual Meaning: Swaffonder , Anglicization of the French word soixante-neuf (69), mutual oral-sex.
27. A Knee Trembler - Darling this flavor is reminiscent of something only the kings and gods could have. It will take a fete of strength to muscle this one down the throat. I'm willing to try if you are. But beware, if you drop me I’ll be very disappointed.
Actual Meaning: Sexual intercourse in a standing position , based on the sensation of trembling in the knees at the moment of orgasm.
26. Allorgasmia - This one looks like strawberries, it smells like strawberries, and it looks like it has strawberries IN it but when you bite into it, it's actually chocolate! It's smooth to the taste and goes down like a dream. I’d say this is you when you’re balls deep in ANYONE other than me.
Actual Meaning: Condition in which sexual-erotic arousal and orgasm is dependent on fantasizing about someone other than one's partner , especially someone more desirable.
25. Cockstipation - This one is so good you can never actually finish it. I’ll try hard to get you there though. My nickname is Rae “She Never Gave Up” Monroe.
Actual Meaning: A pun on constipation for the inability to achieve orgasm and/or ejaculation.
24. Jelly Juice - Seriously, all women love this, or they're just pretending. (They're probably pretending). Because sometimes I just want you to put this flavor all over me. Everywhere (Except my hair I do believe I’ve established that).
Actual Meaning: Or: jerk-juice / joy-juice / juice , US slangonym, since the 1980s, for semen and other fluids secreted at orgasm.
23. Mecotero - A flavor not suited to most men. It’s best served warm directly from the source. Don’t worry darling, I’ll take a long sip of this and you can even watch me swirl it around my tongue if you want to.
Actual Meaning: Slang term for semen and other fluids ejaculated at orgasm.
22. Tardagen - This flavor is a conundrum of rum, whiskey, and beer all rolled into one smooth liquid that helps keep things utterly flaccid. If we decide to do an all nighter you’re NOT allowed to drink to excess because I’m not just there to look pretty. It IS your job to make me cum.
Actual Meaning: Any device or medicinal preparation used by a man to delay orgasm by reducing the sensitivity of his penis.
21. Wolfbagging - Don't get this flavor. If you do I'll probably kick you in the nuts for it. If you did do this to me it’s because you put a ring on it. And no, I’m not talking about a cock ring.
Actual Meaning: At the end of anal-copulation , to inserts a finger deep into the throat of the passive-partner to make him/her retch causing the anal-sphincter to contract at the moment of orgasm.
READ BELOW FOR THE NEXT TEN FLAVORS OF RAE MONROE!!
As always, stay horny my friends,
Rae Monroe
904.800.9723 (Text only please)
[email protected]
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TER ID: 93573
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20. Chrematisophilia - This is a flavor that is best served to those who find it highly erotic to obtain their release from a bona fide professional.
Actual Meaning: A paraphilic condition in which sexuoerotic arousal and attainment of orgasm is dependent on being charged for or obliged to pay for sexual services, or being robbed by one's sexual partner.
19. Chossel - Listen, just because this one looks delicious doesn't mean it's better than the one who looks just moderately less attractive. Trust me, I know.
Actual Meaning: A Patois word for attractive when speaking of a person of the opposite-sex.
18. Affaire d’amour - This is just like pumpkin ice cream because who doesn’t love pumpkin ice cream especially when it starts to get cold outside! I mean, if you brought me a pumpkin spice latte (Soy please) I just might enter into one of these with you, if you’re lucky.
Actual Meaning: French for affair-of-love , a love-affair.
17. Coup de foudre - This one, now this one is something that nobody really expects. Even if they don’t drink coffee if you show up at my door with a Venti Soy Flat White with two splendas, a fat cock in your pants, and an envelope in a handwritten card this might just happen to me.
Actual Meaning: French borrowing for love-at-first-sight ; translates literally as bolt of lightning.
16. Tenth word in a telegram - This flavor is sweet. It makes your heart hurt. It makes you want to jump from the rafters and swing from the chandeliers, but unfortunately you can’t really do that. This is the best flavor of all, and I know without a doubt you’ve had this flavor before in your life…just don’t get me this flavor and we’ll be all right.
Actual Meaning: The last word in a telegram: love.
15. Picnic-on-it - now this flavor is one that we’re BOTH going to enjoy. I’d like to try something new though and try this in a few places we haven’t done it before. Can you bend me over in the shower? Maybe run your tongue down that soft spot back there? The flavor is light and sweet, fruity. As a Vegan I have a cunt that’s tres delicious.
Actual Meaning: To have oral-sex o the male or female genitals.
14. Tongue-fucking - This one is one we’ll do again and again I’m afraid. I want you to get this flavor and have it with me every single time we meet. Bonus points if we do it more than once when we’re together.
Actual Meaning: (An/the act of) oral-sex: cunnilingus, fellatio, or anilingus.
13. A bit of crumpet - this is something that you’ve had time and time again especially if you like pretty things like I do.
Actual Meaning: a nice bit of crumpet, a sexually desirable woman or one regarded as a sex-object.
12. Chamber Combat - This is the flavor that I love the most because it’s the one that’s the most popular (VIP) I mean, who doesn’t want a flavor that leaves you achy, breathless, and wanting another 12 scoops before you’ve even reached the elevator?
Actual Meaning: Chamber-games, an Elizabethan euphemism for sexual-intercourse.
11. Crack The Belly - This is a flavor you’re definitely going to get with me. You’re going to get this flavor in all three holes of mine if you’re a lucky fucker. How soon do you think you’re going to be getting Crack The Belly with me?
Actual Meaning: Of a male, to penetrate/copulate (with) a woman.
Tour Schedule
Baltimore, MD
October 14 - 16
Inner Harbor
Boston, MA
October 16 - 19
Theater District
Nashville, TN
October 28 - 30
Location TBD
Columbia, SC
November 9 - 10
Downtown
Atlanta, GA
November 10 - 11
Buckhead
Birmingham, AL
November 11 - 12
Location TBD
New Orleans, LA
November 12 - 16
Location TBD
Houston, TX
December 7 - 9
Location TBD
Austin, TX
December 9 - 11
Location TBD
If you'd like to book an extended engagement with me I encourage you to join my mailing list. Those on my mailing list are privy to a plethora of exclusive engagements with me not available to those who are not on it.
As always, stay horny my friends,
Rae Monroe
904.800.9723 (Text only please)
[email protected]
http://www.raemonroevip.com
http://raemonroevip.tumblr.com/
TER ID: 93573
Twitter: @RaeMonroeVIP
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Photo Date: October 13, 2015
THE TOP TEN FLAVORS OF RAE MONROE
10. Tongue The Tan Track - Baby this flavor is a must have. I mean, who comes to see Rae Monroe and hasn’t at least fantasized about licking the fuck out of this flavor?
Actual Meaning: Performing oral-anal-sex.
9. Enjoy a Stroll Down (the) Cadbury Canal - babe I know you’ve been on my twitter seeing my mood posts and wondering when you were going to be able to try this flavor with me. Don’t worry, I’m always down for having this flavor with you. Just make sure you’re not too nervous to get a scoop and don’t forget, this flavor is a little extra.
Actual Meaning: Enjoy-a-stroll-down-(the)-Cadbury-alley / avenue , to engage in an act of anal-sex.
8. Beast With Two Backs - this is honestly my favorite flavor. I love this flavor because it can be so good for both of us. We can each enjoy this flavor watching the other enjoy it. It’s such an intimate and delicious flavor that I definitely can’t wait to partake of it with you!
Actual Meaning: A coital-position in which the partners face one another.
7. Growl At The Badger - Babe you better get some of this flavor when we’re together. I mean, I love this one so much but it’s definitely all yours. If you do have this just make sure I’m flat on my back and you eat it with your hands because I might be induced to give you a shower while you’re at it.
Actual Meaning: to perform cunnilingus.
6. Zorber - I mean we’ve had this flavor a few ways, but I do think there are MANY ways to enjoy this flavor and MANY positions to enjoy it it. I’m thinking for this flavor maybe I’ll ride you cowgirl style and just let it slide up and down while you finish it off.
Actual Meaning: to copulate anally, based on (Zorba the) Greek Style.
5. Russian Culture - This is something that I really want to have. With the flavors that we’ve already experienced I think it’s only fair that we give this one a shot. Best to be had while I’m on my back and you’re over the top of me, or when you’re reclining in a chair and I’m on my knees.
Actual Meaning: masturbating the penis between the breasts of a female partner.
4. Getting off at Gateshead: Now, if you want to do this with me, and I do recommend it, you’ll be properly suited up while you try this flavor and as soon as you’re about to finish that last drop we’ll be sure to take that jacket off so you can put that delightfully delicious cock candy all over my tummy and breasts.
Actual Meaning: To perform coitus-interruptus - withdrawing the penis from the vagina before ejaculation.
3. Willing-bit - You know this flavor. It’s what I am. I’m passionate, aggressive, and sexually uninhibited. This flavor is what makes me so special. You can literally tell me your wildest fantasy and I’ll probably masturbate to it and help you fulfill it. This is the best type of flavor for a woman to be.
Actual Meaning: a woman reputed to be sexually obliging.
2. Dishabillophilia - You’re going to definitely have to do this one with me. Literally this flavor is mandatory. I will feed you mine, and you’re going to have to let me have yours.
Actual Meaning: sexuoerotic pleasure or arousal from dressing in front of people, especially people of the opposite sex.
1. Mouth Wrestle - I’ll admit. This is my favorite flavor. I want to have this flavor dripping all over us the moment you walk in the door to the second you leave. I want to feel your flavor on my lips as you walk out the door. I want you to remember this flavor long after the memory of every other flavor has faded. Don’t forget this one baby, it’ll be the best you’ve ever had.
Actual Meaning: To kiss passionately, with open mouths and probing tongues.
If you'd like to book an extended engagement with me I encourage you to join my mailing list. Those on my mailing list are privy to a plethora of exclusive engagements with me not available to those who are not on it.
As always, stay horny my friends,
Rae Monroe
904.800.9723 (Text only please)
[email protected]
http://www.raemonroevip.com
http://raemonroevip.tumblr.com/
TER ID: 93573
Twitter: @RaeMonroeVIP
Instagram: RaeMonroeVIP
Newsletter: www.tinyletter.com/RaeMonroe
Photo Date: October 13, 2015
