Sitting at a restaurant at lunch in my appropriate business attire, or cute lunch attire with a man is great - but tucked away enough so we can whisper dirty jokes in one another's ear, and giggle when the server approaches the table at the wrong time. 😝

While I'm not dancing on tables, a little bit of quiet mischief just comes naturally. You should try it. It's fun!

Anyone here go to church as a kid? Don't you know the best laughs were in church when mama whacked you with her clutch purse because you were practically pissing your pants laughing while the priest was offering communion? Years and years later, you still remember just how good that laugh was. So good you had to hold in to the point of tears for the sake of appropriateness of the situation?  

Ever done that as an adult? Even better.

 
Sometimes you just need to misbehave. They create the best memories, the laughs that last a lifetime at the very thought of that day your inner organs tried to pop out because you couldn't hold it in. As long as you aren't hurting anyone, what's the worry?

 
Appropriate isn't always appropriate when it comes to missing out on a life of small pleasures and engraved memories.

I made someone cum once by imitating Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons during mish. He laughed so hard he came. Fucking hilarious. It's been amazing being naughty, even under the table when you see your dates eyes glazing over.  

This is a time where I don't feel I have to take myself so seriously, and I can go back to being "Appropriately Inappropriate". Where you are cordial to outsiders, but it's exciting when you almost get caught acting like teenagers.


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