But Diane is so delightful!  

My name's Diane. I don't like to toot my own horn, but my reviews say I'm:

exquisite
absolutely awesome
gorgeous
one of the most seductive and enticing providers
the consummate professional
sweet and kind
funny, witty, and intelligent

I'm available in Portland all month for outcall appointments to your residence or hotel. Please take a look at my website for my offerings and read my excellent reviews to see what you're in for.  

Have a wonderful holiday season!  

Yours truly,
Diane