ot as the dickens out there! It's The kind-o-day you just want to lay naked in bed and eat frozen grapes... and by frozen grapes I of course mean a pint of ice cream. Of course, that's not wise behavior right after one has done their sheets laundry as I have. So I guess I'll take my nakedness to the kitchen and eat ice cream over the sink, where it's safe from my sticky chronical human folly.
I know I haven't posted in awhile but trust me, rumors of my retirement are premature. I'm still around. I'm making a nice smooth transition in to a low volume provider these days as I've got a lot of big projects going on in the Real World, so my play schedule is limited but I do hope we can make some time to meet again or for the first time!
Cut to the chase....
This week I am available downtown:
Tuesday- all day after noon; let's play! I got my play pants on.
Wednesday- available in the morning before noon. I look great in the mornings 
Then for the rest of July I am available downtown:
Wednesday July 6th- Wednesday July 13th
And again July 19th, 25th, 26th & 27th
But I will post again with more refined details as to my where and when-abouts
(psssst... New blog URL: savannahisbananas.tumblr.com)
Email me at [email protected]
As always, the fine print:
**** You MUST have pervious provider references and/or a TER white list, p411, rs2k, date-check or some other reputable screening service membership. No exceptions. Newbs, please sign up for rs2k at roomservice2000.com before requesting an appointment. It's painless, I promise.
**** Please take the time to tell me a little about yourself and include all of your screening information in your first email. I delete every email that does not include an introduction. Don't be the guy who says "hey, you free later" and nothing more. We hate that guy.
**** Please review my reviews the Etiquette page of my web site for answers to common questions you may have.
**** Have you admired me from afar but not had the privilege of meeting due to schedule or your location? Prodigious! Unlike other providers, I do not discourage fan mail. I love reading about how cool you think I am and I will not label you a time waster if you grace my email or blog inbox with a polite hello or a lovely stroke of the ego... even if it's not to book an appointment. I may not respond, but I will be happy to read it. But if you send me a dick pic.... So help me... I will bitch slap your ass back to the Triassic. Ain't nobody got time fa dat.
**** if you have any funny animal videos I will gladly receive those in my inbox as well.
**** OK that concludes asterisks information time, thank you for paying me your attentions and I Hope you don't melt out there.
Obligatory email repeat : [email protected]
