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BangfortheBuck Benny 1817 reads
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I don't know what your idea of "attractive" is; but even the flakey, drug addled, stretch mark laced, droopy breasted wannabes on Craigslist commonly advertise for $200/h.

Despite the current economic woes in America you're still not going to find a new Corvette for the price of a Corolla.    

Hi! I just joined! Any tips on how to find an attractive female for no more than $150 per hour?  Would a campaign to lower exorbitant rates be feasible.  Also, I've been looking for something steady for a female who in addition to being good looking and non-puritanical is also NICE.

Thanks for your help!!!!

BangfortheBuck Benny1818 reads

I don't know what your idea of "attractive" is; but even the flakey, drug addled, stretch mark laced, droopy breasted wannabes on Craigslist commonly advertise for $200/h.

Despite the current economic woes in America you're still not going to find a new Corvette for the price of a Corolla.    

shudaknownbetter1552 reads

There are very few providers in my area at less than 200 roses which seems to be the going rate.  You should be more concerned with not getting upsold, ripped off, bait & switched than saving a buck.
Ladies who charge less could be unknowns breaking in (I've got a price lock with a Fav who was just starting for our first visit).  Or they need to tempt suckers for the previous listed reasons.  
Good luck.  I'll stick with reputable ladies & gladly pay them for their time.
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That's funny.  The CL in my area has had a flurry of males posting that they are going to organize a strike against the high prices.  Their argument is that gas is expensive and the economy is down, so ladies should be "reasonable" and lower their prices.  Yet, Exxon and Shell don't think it's reasonable to lower prices and neither do I.

Those guys fail to realize that Exxon and Shell are charging providers the same high prices as the hobbyists.

Do I get a discount? And what if I get even sweeter?

Sweet=discount
Sweeter=free
Sweetest=you pay me

Sorry, just a thought---And a damn poor one at that.

Seriously, is this post meant to be a joke??

Anything over $150 is exorbitant??

Jack, ok, here is what you do. Go to any sex shop and look for something called a "pocket pussy". Then buy yourself a girlie magazine. Knock yourself out buddy.

You are wasting your time here on TER. Go directly to Craig's list, get a lawyer on retainer and start shopping!

I suggest you look up that term before using it again. You don't seem to understand what it means.

Yout entitled to a self imposed limit, but in my area you won't find any providers at your price. My suggestion, if you can't afford the going rate in your area, you postpone your hobbying, until you can.

AWomanLikeNoOther1159 reads

You could always take a drive down certain areas of wherever you live. Streetwalkers still exist, and it you want something under $150 I suggest you look there.

And good luck with your campaign. You're going to make it to some Do Not See lists around here real quick. But hey, it will probably be with the "exorbitant" ladies anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

escorts are supposed to be a "step up"

if you don't want to spend more than $150, look for an AMP.

I hate to say this jack..your...what..off  but all your going to get is a slippery hand shake for those donations. I treat my locals real nice and keep the donations down in hopes of seeing them more often. Hotels are always more. My rate when I advertise on CL is the same as here. Gentlemen who are attracted to the young ones actually call to see me and are very happy with what I give for my donation and do see me again. Go get that $150 lady if you can find her and if she will stay long enough to finsh the job. Most are out the door real fast, as a matter of fact so fast you don't even realize your finished ;-)
  Kisses Haley

BobbyTZ1147 reads

That's my advice

is to get your rocks off, you can do it at home, in the shower, for no more than the cost of a handful of soap. Damn, soap is such a slut!!!

Way unrealistic.  Consider this: a lapdance at a typical strip-club costs $20...for a 3 to 4 minute song.  Multiply that up to an hour, equals $$$ - $$$$.  Thus, rates in that range for more than a LD are not only reasonable, maybe even a bargain.  If that's too much for you, then maybe you are better off looking on CL or the stroll, with all the insuing risks...

I don't follow the lapdance logic... but I do believe that the market is self-correcting. So if it's $300, it should be $300 for an hour.

Markets set prices.  It's that simple.  If providers charged more than they are "worth" (in a purely economic sense), they'd have no business.  Business appears to be brisk with the ladies I've met.  Therefore, they're at the right price point.

Just because a luxury item is more than you can afford doesn't mean it's "exorbitant".  It's just more than you can afford.  Deal with it.  Don't put it down.

If you are starting out feeling resentful toward a woman, asking the going rate for providing your fantasy, you are never going to enjoy yourself.

GaGambler1807 reads

Might I suggest a different country. Latin America is a bargain compared to the US as is most of South Asia.

Of course there is the cost of getting there, but I doubt that should be a problem for a high roller like yourself. I'd also suggest that you stay away from Europe and the industrialized countries of Asia such as Korea and Japan, they too will be out of your price range. Australia is probably not an option either. Africa might be your cup of tea, but with the incidence of AIDS reaching epidemic numbers I wouldn't advise hobbying there either.

yes the price of gas is going up and up and up again...so are hotel fees and clothing and food and so on...really it sounds like this hobby is just one you can't afford. It's expensive, and so is golf. You don't argue about greens fees or the price of the clubs you want.Can't afford to be a member of the club you want to be in...you don't join. Either you can afford to play or you can't. Theres always miniature golf. (I could beat just about anyone at the windmill got it down to a science. ) This hobby is not like mini golf though...
My kid plays hockey...damn its an expensive sport, so are braces and a college education for my oldest child. My orthodontist doesn't give me any breaks and I have 2 in braces right now. Now I think you may want to start a campaign to lower their prices...I'd go for that.  But the way it works is if you can't afford  braces, your kids go without, right.  Now thats a need...this is a hobby and a "want" a luxury one you will pay for in deed. there is risk involved and that raises the stakes and the prices as well. Well reviewed ladies, are safer and with that semi guaranteed of their services comes a higher price. If she has several pages, you need to concider all this in when you see what she charges. You seem to want a fine wine at a pitcher of beer price. Unreasonable really.
The market is what it is, you may need to just move on to a safer cheaper hobby. One you can afford.

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