Thanks for checking me out to see what the fuck just happened!  

Here's the story:
The initial intent was to be Chicago's Mind Fuck. There are many mind-fucks around here, but I get called a mind fuck all the time, so what the hell. Might as well be honest!

My typical routine in life is to walk in to a boring or negative conversation, knock a few things over, and blurt out something that makes sense, but has nothing to do with anything important. Crack a joke, and get people out of the mental rut they are in.

The initial goal was to do that to you; however, surprisingly, you have done that to me.

I leave sometimes thinking, what the fuck just happened?! I'm hoping to continue to throw away the preliminary expectations in what is supposed to happen in our time. Our time is our time. You don't have to tell your friends what happened between us. This is a time where you get out of the boring clichés of what sex, happiness, and rest is supposed to be, and do whatever the fuck you want.

 
On top of that, I happen to be a striking individual with brains to go with it.

That's about it. The website says the rest!