Some interesting candidates have entered the field this week, so I thought I might as well throw my hat in, too.  

Read my lips: you'll just love having me in the White House!  

Think about that

Vote for Duchess because

I offer both domestic and foreign relations experience.

I didn't inhale!

I'm not influenced by special interests. No I take that back. I DO have some VERY special interests. I want to hear all about YOUR special interests, too!

I'm not affiliated with either party. In fact, I'm an independent! (ha ha, get it?)

I've got binders full of women, and trust me, you are going to like my women a lot better than Mitt's.

Also, I have already picked out my Inaugural Ball gown. And it's a doozy.

Recruiting now for one-on-one campaign strategy meetings (with you, I hope) the last weekend in June through the first week in July with both day and evening time slots available -- both outcall and incall, er I mean, at your place or at campaign headquarters.

To sign up with Team Duchess, please send me your screening information and appointment date/time preferences. Details can be found on my website