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Re: To the many newbies here who may or may not know reality.
murd13 4 Reviews 1831 reads
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Thanks for posting this - however, the difference is I have not mislead you about what I look like, what my body shape and style is, etc. I haven't asked you to pay me for services. I am a newbie - my first venture out was two weeks ago - and almost none of what her profile said turned out to be true. Men across the board need to remember that women are not here for them to evaluate based on their preferences but to be treated as fellow human beings. But when I pay for a service, I expect the information I'm given that helps me make my decision to be honest and up-front.
SO - to the PROVIDERS - please be honest. I prefer a REAL woman to a fantasy - but I want to know the truth before I put my time aside to go get together with her.

Lusty_Lolita3573 reads

I just wanted to say, that when you are contacting us for your first appointments, please PLEASE keep in mind that we (95% of us) are normal ladies you might see in the grocery store, or at the movies.

We are Moms, College students, Single ladies, divorced ladies, GRANDMAS, and not all of us have the perfect bodies you make us out to look in your fantasies.
We have Droopy boobs, or a baby gut. We are full figured, or slimly athletic in shape. We are not perfect in body. Our eyes could be mismatched, or we might have 1 leg. Wrinkly skin comes from many reasons as well as saggy boobs.
Doing you homework, reading our websites, and reading the reviews will give you the clearer picture of WHO we are and how much fun you'll have. If you accept us due to what our website states, and shows, we all will be more the happier.
I know I keep my website Up to date, and I'm sure there are quite a few of us who do as well.

So I just wanted you to not think of us as perfect  and think of us as the perfect lady for you for the moment.
Good luck guys and enjoy.

xoxo
Lusty

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noobcakes2046 reads

Likewise, for any provider that I may meet in the future, I'd just like to apologize in advance for not looking like Brad Pitt.

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hungry19511230 reads

You've made some excellent points, and being perfect is something I have certainly never been accused of. I'm old and slow, and I'm so skinny that I only have one side. I still get nervous and awkward when I meet a lady for the first time, sometimes to the extent of tripping over things that aren't there, and my voice cracking like a teenager. Still, all of this is okay. That's who I am, and it's not likely to change. Who I am, and who you are is what makes the "about me" pages so important on your website. I encourage all the new guys to pay attention to those pages. The pictures are great, but there's a lot more to a great evening than just physical attraction.

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xxmeowbabyxx1839 reads

Very well said. There are many MANY ladies out there with gorgeous pornstar bodies. There are many MANY ladies, such as myself that are not in 'pornstar' shape.

What is important is that we try and project ourselves on our websites in a way that the gent isn't going to be in for any surprises. I try to show pics that show me in all my glory. Of course, that being said, we certainly aren't going to take close up pix of some of our less than perfect areas, but try and give you an idea. There is so much more to a session with a lady than her tits, or tummy or nose or ass etc etc.

Of course there are many gents that are looking for the perfect body fantasy, and there is nothing wrong with that at all. It is YOUR fantasy & you have every right to fulfill it. That is why it's important to do your homework. Read reviews, look at their pix that show them from every angle if you're looking for the perfect bod. That way, you won't be disappointed. ;)

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shudaknownbetter1292 reads

Maybe the PSE gals would be different but in my experience the barely legal "eye candy" underperforms.  Like a Ferrari with a blown transmission!  
I treasure my Favs...  they are all a bit older, and leave me breathless.  LOL!  
skb

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shudaknownbetter1203 reads

LL, you have so many good points.  Sure I like to see the young "eye candy" picts but it's performance that counts.  I have 2 Favs currently & there is nothing wrong with them  physically though not quite "model material".   They are both darn nice, each in their own way. I luv them for the way they make me feel.  I hope that I do the same for them.  
skb

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murd131832 reads

Thanks for posting this - however, the difference is I have not mislead you about what I look like, what my body shape and style is, etc. I haven't asked you to pay me for services. I am a newbie - my first venture out was two weeks ago - and almost none of what her profile said turned out to be true. Men across the board need to remember that women are not here for them to evaluate based on their preferences but to be treated as fellow human beings. But when I pay for a service, I expect the information I'm given that helps me make my decision to be honest and up-front.
SO - to the PROVIDERS - please be honest. I prefer a REAL woman to a fantasy - but I want to know the truth before I put my time aside to go get together with her.

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xxmeowbabyxx1424 reads

That's why it's important to do your homework. Looking at her other reviews, some are very good while others are bad. Even claiming a bait and switch. A definate case of ymmv it seems. Not trying to chide you, but I wonder if you had chosen a girl that only had top numbers and not warnings too if your first experince would have been better.

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Lusty_Lolita1622 reads

Not all of us are bait n switch. THAT would hurt our business more than anything.
If you expect a BBW don't chide her to the board about having a baby belly.
If you expect flawless skin, and no wrinkles, then make sure you read the reviews and don't base it on their appearance rating.
Most of us posting here are honest with you newbies. But most of you choose to start off with an agency less known than others, then there is a BIG chance you may get a bait n switch.
So if you want to get the most for your time, and dollar, do your homework. Thats all I'm trying to say.

xoxo
Lusty

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WillHammerYou1276 reads

I'm sorry your first venture was less than satisfying but why didn't you leave if she didn't match the pictures. I'm sure no one put a gun to your head and made continue with the date. I have to agree with Meowbaby, maybe you should've made a better choice. Of the girls I've seen from TER, they've all matched and sometimes surpassed the descriptions from their websites.

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mattradd1522 reads

When a woman's profile says, "photo accurate: no, photo real: no," then you are shooting in the dark. Then you only have her reviews to go by, and that can take some time doing in order to gleen the information you need to make a solid decision.

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sweetnicole11138 reads

do your research, read reviews emiail or speak with her, get a feel for who she is.
Most likely if you did your research,  you should have no worries...
By the way, being a bit older does not mean you are settling. I think I'm in damn good shape for any age, never mind being in my 40s. And I am not alone here either. There are a great deal of woman a bit older and yes we can rock your world.

Nicole

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luv_women1315 reads

...Are a turnon for me.   To me seeing a woman that I could meet in a grocery store is much more of a fantasy than the "beauty queen" that many men seem to want.  I see a normal looking woman in public who smiles at me, and have a major fantasy about that woman.   I see a "beauty queen" who does not even acknowledge my presence, I am am actually turned off.

So do not worry Ladidi, there are many men who want a "real woman", flaws and all.   It makes you more of a person in my book.


Now about the one leg thing, where can I meet someone like that??

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yangdude4375 reads

Cool

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