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Chicago's Mind Fuck. A charismatic, sexy, and deep blue eyed brunette in Oak Brook
Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 867 reads
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I've been accused of having an old soul, and have been asked before meeting, "are you really in your low 30's? Your writing is deep." Yup. I'm in my early-mid 30's, but I look like I'm in my late 20's. (I should have lied when Courtney was born. Dammit!)

But when I begin cracking random dirty jokes, poke fun at life, and laugh when I see the hilarious things around me, people see really quickly it is only a struggle between an old soul and a child-like light hearted, free spirit. There is a fight sometimes, and it's fun to watch.

I've upset some friends due to my ability to draw eyes, yes, by my looks, but more by my body language, slight sexual demeanors, charisma, humor, and fresh, welcoming spirit. My online presence can come off a bit defensive, but that is because I know the gift I have - the gift of affecting others, and I guard it. Believe me, you will appreciate that when we meet.

The truth? I write a lot, and I've transferred myself and others into different realms with the use of some musical gifts I have had since early age.  

I've made young men cry, the elderly belly laugh, and thousands of strangers silent in one sitting. "Who the fuck is this?" I've stopped groups of complainers in their tracks by changing the conversation from negativity to belly laughs for the rest of our time together. There's a charisma, as though someone appears from out of nowhere and puts a stick in the spokes of your thoughts and says "take a break for a while. Let's go this way. It's fun!"

But what about what we're all here for? The chitty chitty bang bang? The sucky sucky and the horizontal? How does this relate to that?

I've been specifically selected by some regular benefactors, (or so they say,) simply because they need someone to lead them out of the mundane, and connect their everyday lives to their sexual pleasures. The same way music and art is a median between the physical and analytical world to the world of faith and new ideas, I believe lust and friendship are the median between responsibilities and abandoned sexuality.

I'm not talking about positions and role play, I'm talking about having your mind fucked. Bringing grown men to youthful, new excitement. A blank canvas to explore and create together, and remember forever.

For the buffer, there is no distraction in bad looks here. I own this shit, and it also looks great. If you don't like it, I really don't care, so be sure you check out my photos, (from clothed to completely nude) to see if you like my 5' 4", 130#, feminine, soft (hairless) body, (except for a surprise landing strip shape,) brunette mane, and just a little sliver of my stunning, sultry face.

 
I invest most of my "looks" fund in caring for my nude self, (hair, skin, and nails) but still enjoy high quality clothing, upscale facilities, and preparation for our dates. (Please provide 24+ hour notice, 48+ hour notice recommended).

 

xoxo,

Courtney

-- Modified on 5/3/2016 11:08:51 AM

- I guard my gift with an army of guards, (rates, time minimums, notice requirements, and thorough screening) My gift is only meant for those who can be blessed by them, and those who earn my trust.  

- Those who ask for a "special" in any way during the screening process will cut off all conversation, nor will they ever be seen in the future - even if they don't ask for one in the future. I have not once had a good experience with deal seekers/manipulators, even if they agreed to pay full rate. I don't get along with the likes of them, so please move along.

- I make an amazing travel companion, so please check my calendar for availability, as I am regularly away for private travel or extended dates, and limit my email time while I am entertaining my guest. (Those days will be marked)

- I have a two hour minimum, but the majority barely book 2 hours after they've tried me once. I will not say yes to a 90 minute or 1 hour date, nor will I see you if you ask for one, but book 2 hours anyway. I am looking for a certain gentleman.

- If you're looking for perfection, you will be very disappointed anywhere you go. Imperfections are what make us unique and sexually attractive, and they also add to the sweet flavor of vulnerability when the going gets "rough" lol.

- Please be sure to check out my photos and stats to see that I am your type in looks. (Not just personality.)

- If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. If you don't love what you do, come to me and gather some memories and imagination to bring to the job you don't like lol! I'm so lucky I have an awesome job! :D

Please note: I have a "surprise vagina" which means, I generally have a landing strip or a little surprise shape to give you a different vagina every once in a while. It is neatly trimmed short, and brazillian waxed to a feminine shape. The rest of the twat and body is regularly waxed, except the strip. You'll love it.

 

Xoxo,

Courtney Ová

-- Modified on 5/3/2016 11:18:19 AM

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