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Re: Ummm.... Kippy....I am not laughing
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Ummm.... Kippy
Posted by UncleJazz, 4/16/2008 12:19:33 AM  
OK, so you got a joke response, but qs's cowboy comment wasn't really out of line."

 If you had fallen off of horses as much as I have, you wouldn't think it is a joke..and seriously there is a pay phone at the barn..





kptp3170 reads

Hi, Kids,
I'm fairly new and want to know how to get verified.  I'm self employed so the usual phone call verifications won't work.  I don't want to submit my tax returns to 411 Preferred or any of the other services for privacy reasons.  I'm willing to give out my cell phone number and even send a recent picutre.  I'll also give my full name and encourage the provider to Google me.  What more can I do to make the Ladies feel comfortable with me?  Thanks for the advice from the old-timers and the providers.
My best,
K

So, any answers?  Thanks.

kptp1758 reads

goddamn it people, I need some response!

Thanks, K

How would you feel

If a girl had no reviews
no site
you knew nothing of her -
just booked an appt ?

Fill out the screening and make life easy -

This is our business-
Not our pasttime -

Our priority isnt YOUR safety -
It is everyones safety -

Its a dominoe effect in this biz
when one falls- we all fall -

If you dont want to screen - go to the newspapers or phone book and find your local 100 dollar girl

Come on,
Can't somebody reply?  I'm really just seeking some advice here..

Thanks,
K

UncleJazz1636 reads

This a board not a live chat room!!!

There is a great group of gals and guys willing to help, but you have to give us a chance!!!  You posted 3 replies to your original post within 2.5 hours.  We're good, but not that good.

OK, so you got a joke response, but qs's cowboy comment wasn't really out of line. Is there a number that see can call that will be transferred to you, or will take a message for you.

Being self employed shouldn't be a major problem for standard screening.  Does your business have a website, or some sort of web listing?  Do you have an ad in the local yellow pages?  Screening is all about the lady assuring herself that you are not LE.  It is rare that LE will dedicate time and money to create a business to trap women.  Budgets are always tight, why spend money to prosecute misdemeanors?

Your post covers most of the bases - you are willing to give personal info to individual ladies.  You should do well.

BTW, it is bad form, actually against policy", to post under you "real" name, and an alias in the same topic.  I let this one slide.

jazz32

PS guys - take it easy on this one!!!

If kippy is this anxious to get a reply, I fear that he'll jump at the first provider that returns his call.

I sure hope that he's doing his homework, or we'll be reading about his first ripoff experience.

Not hoping for it; just fearing it.

kptp1118 reads

Thanks for the advice.  Sorry if I offended anyone with my improper etiquette.  I will learn and improve.

It's just that being overly anxious is one of those things that'll put your little head in charge, and that's not good until it's time.

I like the newbies.  If any of you want to see what it's like OUTSIDE of jazz's safe haven, go to the LV board (again, ugh) and search "haters".  I get to be a real asshole there, so I can be nice over here.

Ummm.... Kippy
Posted by UncleJazz, 4/16/2008 12:19:33 AM  
OK, so you got a joke response, but qs's cowboy comment wasn't really out of line."

 If you had fallen off of horses as much as I have, you wouldn't think it is a joke..and seriously there is a pay phone at the barn..





..use the search messages button (it's right above the board) and do a search on "self employed" or on "screening" Your question has been asked before. Here's a recent thread to get you started...

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=36336&boardID=33&page=

And like Jazz said be patient - it can take a few hours for reponses to post on the board!

Good Luck...

C_K



-- Modified on 4/16/2008 1:16:40 PM

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