SURPRISE!
Greetings my testosterone fueled friends! Many of you know me, have heard of me, and some of you are about to discover me...of course selectively, singly hinging on your curiosity and carnal yearning that truly calls and demands to be satisfied. Or perhaps some former kindred play pals will be inspired and reminded of my uniqueness and want to nibble on its fruit again
I thought I would share with you a natural unretouched photo I proudly took of myself :
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