The phone vibrates.  
The text pops up.  
I might be in class.  
I might be at work.  
I might be in a movie.  
I might be with friends eating lunch.  
I might be painting.  
I might be kicking back in the yard listening to music and gardening.  
 
But whoever you are and whatever it is you crave...  
 
You're not talking to your average girl on the other end of that call, email or text.  
This is a fun diversion from my life not a job or necessity.  
You'll be coaxing me away from friends and family who think I'm going out to get lip balm or pick up my dry-cleaning or drop a book off to a friend.  
The whimsy and excitement of knowing my friends go about their business while we're doing...hehehehehe you get the point!  
The girl who doesn't smoke, drink, or party at all...the girl no one suspects...the girl who's one minute sweet and innocent and everyone thinks is a moral paradigm!  
I'm just a good girl who loves being baaaaaaad when no one's looking!  
I should wear a catholic schoolgirl outfit  
Smart, cultured...I barely even swear...heck I barely ever drink COFFEE! hehe  
 
I consider what I do to be medicine for the man who is tired or just has an ache, need, desire...  
Something must be missing: it's here to find.  
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie roll pop?  
 
 
...find out.