Very amusing post. I am sure the ladies would love to take you under their wing. Somethings can not be addressed directly. I am sure if you read this page from now to say April you will learn a lot. My personal favorite TER lady is Donna. But I am sure the twins will get jeolous. But maybe not. She is very nicely endowed. The twins may not ever speak to you afer they meeet her.
Greetings and salutations to all. As most of you ladies know, a man's member is not the smartest thing in the world. I had KONG thinking we were having a relationship with twins by switching hands on a regular basis but, alas, KONG finally figured it out and so, I am here, exploring the world of the hobbyist. Interesting term by the way. Would appreciate some enlightenment as to how the term came about. Would also appreciate some provider taking me under her breast, er, arm, so to speak, and provide some insight as to appropriate manners and protocol regading first e-mail or phone contact. More specifically, I am unclear as to how specific I should be in that initial contact regarding my likes and dislikes given the concerns regarding LE that I see expressed here from time to time. Other hobbyists should feel free to respond as well. I look forwrad to getting to know you all better in the future.
Hi AZChewy,
A few suggestions from me, the last FNG.(F^ckingNewGuy)
First congratulations for finding this discussion board, I am not the official "welcome wagon", but welcome to the forum just the same.
There is also a "Newbie's" discussion board on this site, you may find helpful information there. Also go to www.bigdoggie.com and click on the "Newbies" on the top yellow options section. Please read the FAQ sections on the websites of some of the ladies that interest you. They will tell you some of the information to make your new hobby safe and interesting.
In regards to "protocol regarding first email or phone call" it is pretty much name, rank and serial number. Oh... sorry, flashbacks, More like name, date, time of day or night, lengthen of time, and a reference from another provider.
Any more than that expect and empty email box or dail tone, or perhaps some one is playing a cruel joke on you from the donut shop. Remember you are paying for adult entertainment... not any activities that maybe considered illegal here on the surface of the sun, oops, I mean here in Arizona.
Best Regards, Have Fun & Be Safe!
Fortuna audaces juvat... Fortune favors the bold...
Ezcoyote
Very amusing post. I am sure the ladies would love to take you under their wing. Somethings can not be addressed directly. I am sure if you read this page from now to say April you will learn a lot. My personal favorite TER lady is Donna. But I am sure the twins will get jeolous. But maybe not. She is very nicely endowed. The twins may not ever speak to you afer they meeet her.