I wonder how often hotel guys get calls like that.
Next time ask for Haywood U Cuddlemee or Amanda Hugandkiss and see what his reaction is.
Or better yet, check the number first.
By the way, didn't the hotel's operator answer first?
I decided to call Mike up and see if he could provide some ladies. I thought i had his number listed as under the hotel he works out of. Of course a Latin guy picks up:
Me: "hey bro got anything for tonight in an hour"
Him: "sure i have something available"
Me: "so bro can i choose the girl this time? I didn't like the Sicilian one last time"
Him (straight voice): "i can provide the room, i don't know anything about girls"
Me: "oh ok, so i choose the room first? how do i know which girl is in which room?"
Him: "I told you i don't know anything about girls, I can give you a room if you want"
Me: "oh ok. You didn't say that last time I called"
Him: "who is this? who are you looking for?"
I hung up and shitted bullets for hours because its an upscale hotel and I thought he might call the cops on me (or worse mike!) heh.
Man, your recent posts sound like a bad movie. Calling a HOTEL to set an appointment with a provider after spending a weekend tearing through a bunch of providers for 5K and getting no satisfaction? I'm having a real hard time buying any of it, but hey, I've been wrong before, and maybe someone could have as much Superbad luck as you, yet score a session with the Legendary Jill.
Admit it, you're practicing some kind of screenplay on us, aren't you?
Maybe he's one of those amateur writers trying out his material on us.
I imagine it's amusing to the newbies among us,for those of us that have been around a while, he's got to do better than this. A lot better, I ain't buying it either
I wonder how often hotel guys get calls like that.
Next time ask for Haywood U Cuddlemee or Amanda Hugandkiss and see what his reaction is.
Or better yet, check the number first.
By the way, didn't the hotel's operator answer first?
Never heard of anything like this and I doubt anybody had this experience.
Goodbye!!!
This was your last chance on the newbie board!!! To date your posts have shown absolutely no respect to the ladies. Are you a juvenile pimp wannabe, or are your the real thing?!? BTW, your posts have provided nothing to the board!!!
(edited to correct drunken misspellings, and word ommissions only)
-- Modified on 3/27/2008 3:41:54 PM
Hmmm, I think someone has wayyyyy too much time on their hands. Just like you say to annoying little kids...go on now....go out and play....leave the grown ups alone.....
amazing reviews , just what i like
do you ever visit the nyc/nj area?
would LOVE to meet you for some fun
It's a nasty job, but somebodys gotta do it. You go, MOD! 
Or at least "mod of the year" You da man.
I'm not so sure he's a "juvenile pimp wannabe"... I was thinking the word: wanker.
Keep moderating while drunk, I like the Nah nah nah nahs's...
; )
xoxo,
S.
Is that it is totally moronic to call someone up and have them set you up with a random girl. No wonder you had bad experiences (if you had any experiences at all). The way you go about this is so far out in left field that the corn has grown around you and now you are lost and alone.
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