Well, yes, most of them anyway.
But I think if a (reasonably hot) provider asked me one of these, I'd probably say "sure, why not?" LOL:
"I only have $20 on me, but i want f/s with greek. can i see you anyway?"
"can I f**K you for $50?"
"i wanna c u today. how much for bbbj and russian?"
"how much is it for straight sex? i wanna f**k you without a rubber."
"I will pay you $400 to have sex with me unprotected."
"I will give you $10 everytime I cum in your mouth."
"i wanna c u today. how much for bbbj and russian?"
"how much is it for straight sex? i wanna f**k you without a rubber."
"I will pay you $400 to have sex with me unprotected."
"i wanna f**k you up your a$$. how much will that cost."
"What are you into?"
"So tell me, what do you do with your clients behind closed doors?"
and the stupidest of them all:
"I only have $20 on me, but i want f/s with greek. can i see you anyway?"
"can I f**K you for $50?"
"i wanna c u right know. i want 2 no if you do f/s, grk wit cim?"
"How am I supposed to know what you're into if you don't get explicit?"
These are real responses I've gotten from guys. And they have the nerve to call themselves hobbyists...
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And those are the *nice* one's ...
I think you're saying that "a cell phone and a hard-on do not a hobbyist make"?
If so, I agree! Its unfortunate that you have to put up with this sort of thing, and that this is only the pet-peeve crap, and not the really scary stuff you probably get too.
Thank all of you Ladies, for being you!!!
You forgot "Honey, I'm home!" 
b-
Very funny, b.! I guess I didn't say something I should have cause I just let a provider walk out with $300 after a 5 min. "lingerie show". Wanted another $300 to touch!! Her black driver was loitering outside my front door when I let her out. Here's a newbie question; should I have called the cops to get my $300 back? Nothing happened...
she had none, then as it is said many, many, many times over....you shouldn't have seen her. There are tons of providers out there with great reviews, all colors, sizes and shapes for $$$ that would have made you a very happy man.
a ROB provider has multiple bad reviews and guys go to see her anyhow. I guess some guys think they are so studly and charming that it will never happen to them. Kind of defeats the whole purpose of reviews.
So is THAT why I got hung up on???
JUST KIDDING!
On a serious note, I REALLY appreciate this board. From a newbie standpoint, it has been great...
-- Modified on 3/15/2008 8:16:04 AM
Ah, but my favorite is when they DO read your reviews but think they should get special treatment... "I know your reviews say you don't do greek, but wont you do it for me?" and then pull out something that belongs on a horse!
Those are extreme examples...but seriously, how many regular hobbyists would actually say those things? Is there a list of things never to say to a provider that regular hobbyists might unwittingly be doing but unknowingly been annoying the provider? i.e. have you cum yet?
when a provider asks the same question.
Well, yes, most of them anyway.
But I think if a (reasonably hot) provider asked me one of these, I'd probably say "sure, why not?" LOL:
"I only have $20 on me, but i want f/s with greek. can i see you anyway?"
"can I f**K you for $50?"
"i wanna c u today. how much for bbbj and russian?"
"how much is it for straight sex? i wanna f**k you without a rubber."
"I will pay you $400 to have sex with me unprotected."
Questions three and four would have me running for the hills. lol