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I have to ask - What about the water-glasses? (eom)
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TheLoneStranger2912 reads

Just curious how the ladies handle changing the sheets multiple times during the day.  Any insight.  Personally, I really don't want to deal with someone else's "wet spot".

USNA581578 reads

Maybe some seasoned guys or providers can offer other thoughts.

My ATF always had her own linens in addition to the hotel stock. Always seemed to work for me.

Your post is almost offensive, but on the off chance that this is a serious inquiry...
When traveling I like to book vacation rentals over hotels because they tend to have washer/dryers on site.  If I must be in a hotel, I pack spare linens in my luggage.  Some ladies steal them off the maid carts to use or tip the maid well when asking for extra.

You shouldn't take too much offense, the question was asked in the newbie board after all, the guy was just inquiring.

Zisk--theWhiteKnight1645 reads

I don't think that was the intent. He's apparently unaware of how this might be handled.

For myself, I never even thought about this question before so I appreciated your answer.

Smelly Smegma1374 reads

A few may CLAIM they do, but that is NOT the norm. Many agency girls for instance are seeing as many as 12 guys a day. Don't even kid yourself that "Salacious Sally" is changing the sheets 12 times a day. Fact is, if you book an evening appointment at a hotel incall, the sheets have seen as many cocks/asses as her pussy has.

Even the girls seeing 4- 6 guys a day are NOT playing "chambermaid", or "Suzie Homemaker" as domestic linen goddesses. BTW, many gals don't shower after every guy either although most will NEVER admit it. Heavily booked gals often do a quick pussy rinse, and a squirt of mouthwash between clients. It's reality Bro.




-- Modified on 3/1/2008 5:56:45 PM

**There is always the option of booking an overnight- you'll be guaranteed that you are the only ..."cock/ass" ..... that hits the sheet before it is washed again. Smelly has just seen too many of the "in & out" joints. If you stick w/ a provider who values her hygene as much as yours chances are the sheets will be clean and so will she.

-I still luv ya smelly, but gheez that was harsh!

Might be one of the reasons that some ladies do not pull down the bedspread.

Good point KK, I've even had providers that have used beach towels on top of the bedspread.  I didn't mind grinding around on Mickey Mouse! lol

have you actually ever encountered a wet (or already dried) spot in the sheets? If so, yuck. If not, why think you ever would?

we're usually going at it on the bedspread.  Who knows how long its been since that was washed.

just playthings in their magical world.

Seriously, if you're that worried, you get the room and set up an outcall.  Life's too short, and this hobby has much more serious risks to keep in mind.

:-)

Good luck


Baby...most of the time you never actually hit the sheets...but, believe me, when you do..the sheets get changed.  Unless of course, the provider you are seeing has an apointment every hour and a half...then, Id be scared!

TheLoneStranger2265 reads

Thanks for the range of answers.  And it's ok, Tori, I'm aware of the general attitude of some of  these peeps.  

-- Modified on 3/2/2008 4:51:13 AM

The sheets do not get changed between appointments folks. The hobby is no place for a germaphobe...

Smelly Smegma1275 reads

"60 Minutes" did a long expose on that, and it has been documented in other media as well.

I worked in a hotel for nine years...There are things about linens, mattresses, carpets and even water glasses you just don't want to know...

Bottom line, the money you put in the envelope has more bacteria growing on it than the sheets you are fucking on do... Just relax and enjoy will ya!

An attractive lady, travelling alone, checks into a hotel and asks for XXX number of sets of sheets and extra towels. Doesn't that set up red flags?  Extra towels can be managed, extra sheets are not so easy.

If you are concerned, you can always ask that she put a towel on the bed over the sheets.   But, lets face it, housekeeping generally stops by one time per day and that is when the sheets are changed.  (And some hotels now change sheets every other day to conserve water and resources).

SINfully sinthia

If it's my hotel room for outcall, I pull down the bedspread to expose the blanket. There's enough DNA on hotel bedspreads to keep any CSI lab busy for weeks.

I prefer a king or queen bed for sleeping, but when I get stuck with two doubles it makes it easier. Hobby on one, sleep on the other.

Dealing with wet spots is hard enough when I'm the one "in charge" of the outcall room. I can't imagine the grief that incall ladies often must deal with.

BTW, in some areas of the country, some hotels (even 4 star) only change sheets when requested.

It is true that some hotels only change the bed sheets when requested but they DO change them between guests...I'm just sayin'...

It's been a long awhile but I've checked into some places that seemed to not provide clean sheets.

I travel about 2 weeks out of almost every month all over the country. I have certainly had my share of room complaints and room change requests over the years. My hunch however is that a newly rented room with dirty sheets is an oversight, not a hotel policy. Either way, if it ever happened to me that property would be off my list...yuck!

Just don't put the tag on the bed that says "Don't change the sheets today".

Mine usually say, "Please change the linen".

Maybe that's where that smell's comming from that you couldn't locate, LOL.

-- Modified on 3/2/2008 3:48:06 PM

that's a violation of federal law.

Local police concern: hobbying in hotels
FBI concern: mattress tag removal

hey, you gotta pick your battles

Make sure not to put out the "Please Clean my room now" sign when you mean to put out the "Do Not Disturb" sign....unless you are looking for a threesome!

Bodercollie2424 reads

Next time you checked into a 4+ star hotel bring a black light to check the bedding and all the furniture.  Warning, you may never want to stay in a hotel again.

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