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When I saw the post about mp's, I was thinking Military Police, or the music file format. Massage Parlor never came to mind. Apparently I don't think with my little head often enough.

stoneman1232665 reads

My first post and i'm new to the hobby I need advice!

So I have been going to this non-Asian mp that offers full nude massages with HE. Great place with smokin hot girls. All very friendly and they actually do give really good massages. The ads say no f/s but I have the feeling it is on the menu. The last time I was there the girl was hovering her head and mouth near the action at the end where I could have easily slipped and gotten a VHE lol. Was this an invitation that I missed? This girl was letting me all over her during the massage and I hate to think I missed out with her.

Ya get nothin for free! It's all in the up sale.
Don't quote me on that though. I'm sure the guys could better explain it.

Diana

HotTubJohnny2457 reads

Maybe it's because I live in Vegas but I think every place out here offers f/s. Needless to say there is always a fee involved. They will never ask you if that's what you want but every time I have ever asked about f/s I have never been denied.
When she was teasing you as you explained she was playing the stripper jedi mind game with you trying get you to part with more of your cash.
But unlike a strip joint you get more bang for your buck (no pun intended).
The first time I asked for f/s I was real nervous (but enough of a buzz left over from the night not to give a shit) but she finished my full nude massage (incredible massage by the way...a real pro) at the end she made universal sign for "hey you wanna hand job" by moving her hand in the up and down position and I whispered in her ear "what else can we do" she said "how much you wanna spend" I said about 2bills then she said "we can do everything" and I was shocked so I said "EVERYTHING" and she simply said yes. After that I have never been shy about asking for it and like I said, evertime I have asked for it and been turned down, but the question is always "how much do you want to spend?". I have played the Bill Shatner priceline role and low balled for about $125 and won the negotiation. One thing that always struck me is that many of them ask if you have a rubber if you don't they go get one from the "madam" but I got the impression that if you brought your own  they might get to keep a bigger piece of your payment because they don't have to ask the house for a rubber and make it obvious they are taking care of a client.
If you didn't want to spend over 1bill you could probably get some head pretty cheap and easy.
What it all breaks down to is what do you wnat to do with her and how much do you want to spend to do it...work out your budget.

Thanks for all the info. I think I will try next week. I was thinking of leaving a bill on the counter for when the girl comes back after I get ready and onto the table so she sees I am there for more or is that just an invitation to have to tip again for more services? I'm not trying to be cheap, but it is pretty expensive to start with.

When I saw the post about mp's, I was thinking Military Police, or the music file format. Massage Parlor never came to mind. Apparently I don't think with my little head often enough.

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