I don't know about the rest of you, but I would love to read what providers think of our performances, hygiene, etc. And the choices for penis size would strike fear in the heart of many a lesser-endowed hobbyist. It would provide hours of LMAO entertainment. Just think of the possibilities? I know, that's exactly why we'll never see this.
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Actually, when I am looking to be entertained, I read the reviews where the providers received a rating of 1 and 1. While they say some pretty terrible things about the providers, they are say much worse (and unintentionally funny) things about the dumb hobbyists who saw them. I particularly liked one review about a hobbyist who had sex with a provider that had an eagle tatoo on her vagina, so that he was effectly sticking his penis into the bird's anus. The review was so funny it nearly brought me to tears.
but is it that usefull?
After all, you don't often see movie stars reading reviews of movie reviewers, or restaurant owners discussing the cooking skills of the restaurant reviewers.
Great subject. Maybe the providers are far too busy looking after the needs of the hobbyists to find time to report? But! we could all learn something if we were willing to listen sin-cerely ?
and staff repeatedly struck it down - coming up with the white knight system instead. Personally, I would welcome a review of me... some would rate me highly and some would rate me a 7 or below! for the most part, if I click with a provider - they never rush me out the door.... but if I don't click? it is not a great session... only adequate...
perhaps the providers could provide a "feedback" to those of us who wish them... for our use only....? I could go for that!
but why? Aside from the entertainment factor.
A performance score would be, on some occasions, totally irrelevant. The fact is, I'm not there to satisfy them. They are there (at significant cost) to help fullfil my fantasy, whatever that may be. Usually that fantasy includes their pleasure and satisfaction and I am delighted to do my best, but now and then I'm a self centered greedy bastard that just wants to lie back and be pampered.
As for penis size, I know that I'm huge. After a lady told me so just a few days ago. LOL
We will never see this because it would serve no purpose. The ladies could NEVER be totally honest. Who would come back to someone who just wrote that he is hairy, smelly, and clueless. More to the point, who would dare be next to see her.
Actually, I don't think you would . . .
2) am I courteous, 3) do I have bad breath, underarm odor, foot odor or any other mysterious odor and 4) did I provide sufficient funds for the fun....
After that? no - I do not care to know that "he had a noodle that had been boiled too long" or "there was this thing he did, with his hands, it was icky..." or "retard, this guy's jokes were actually older than he was" or "and he thought I would fall for HIM!? ROFLMAO" or "good thing he brought along several of the Ben's - cause they look better than he does" or well - you get the picture...
so, while I would not want my "performance" evaluated, I would like to know that my "non-performance issues" were ok.
but the posters on the DC board were not too
amused. They never did seem to have a sense of
humor on that board 
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The provider used client's TER handles.
I suppose she had to know that bad reviews would cost her future business.
I just don't see how her clients could perform knowing that they're going to be publicly graded afterwards.
Maybe she was thinking of retiring and decided to go out in an outrageous fashion.
Quote: "I just don't see how her clients could perform knowing that they're going to be publicly graded afterwards."
Sorry, just couldn't pass up the irony in that statement. Isn't that exactly what we expect of the ladies every day?
If I knew I was going to be publicly graded or reviewed after every encounter, I would just have to give up the hobby.
all the more reason why I choose to call these women goddesses for putting their asses out there (pun intended) for our benefit.
I inquirer please, because of tasteful vs. tactful reasons?
There are groups on yahoo that providers can join to post reviews on Hobbiests .. I gather you didnt know that!!! I am a member of one and we all have a ball posting reviews of our dates .. and also a contact list is there should a lady need a referral by phone !!!
SexyWench2 in NW Indiana
Can the Hobbyists see their reviews on this list, or is it Providers' Eyes Only?
I would never be able to book another session if women found out what a lousy lover I am.
Please No!