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Re: What we have here is a failure to communicate effectively
High Roller 1481 reads
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Actually, I knew what he was talking about once he went into his description....just didn't know the terms.  We all know what CG is...so obviously asian cg would have to be that other position that we know, see and do but might not know the term...I mean what else is there (unless she's pinning her legs behind her head)...but natural deduction it would be that squatting thing they do.

High Roller3111 reads

How many different positions are there?

Ok, I know about the basics:

mish
cowgirl
reverse cowgirl
doggie
spoon

Are there any others that you all particularly enjoy?

Asian Cowgirl, Asian Reverse Cowgirl, Sixty Nine, Standing Doggie and Lazy doggie, come immediately to mind...

Is there a name for it when she gets on her knees and straddles your face for DATY?

Of course, trying to invent new ones can be a lot of fun as well!

High Roller1266 reads

Ok, I'll bite....what's Asian Cowgirl, Asian reverse cowgirl and lazy doggie....and what the hell is Russian?  I might have tried those poistions or seen them in porn but do not know all the terminology.

And I rather post that here than on the erotichighway because the erotic highway hardly gets any visitors....this board the members are more quick to give advice.

Asian Cowgirl is where she sits on your crotch facing you, often with legs folded under her so that she can ride up and down on your cock by pushing herself up with her lower legs.

The reverse is the same thing only facing away from you.  Some gals (often called spinners) can switch from one position to the other without having to withdraw your cock from their vaginas.  This is often done only by very petit gals for obvious reasons.  I know of one rather heavy provider though who can pull this off.

The lazy doggie is where the gal is prone on her front rather than in the crouched position.  It helps to start in the crouched position to get in and then have her lay down.  It has wonderful tightness to it.

Russian is where the guy comes between the gal's breasts, often while she squeezes them together to make for a nice tight sensation.  Use of oil or other lubricant is a good idea for this.  The gal can be either laying down facing up or crouched over you where you would be the one doing the squeezing.

There are many other terms by the way and you will find a lot of them defined if you go to the links above with acroynms and/or the Newbie Manual.

I had this one lady who was so small and such a great spinner it was like fucking tight air. :-)

Oops, excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

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High Roller1260 reads

Oh ok.  :)  I guess I've done all of those but didn't realize they had a specific name to them... all this time I thought Asian CG was just CG but with a little diffent style.  I like regular CG better than Asian CG....

For example, I thought that Asian always meant cowgirl, but then I leaned that Asian used alone refers to rimming, i.e. ass licking.

tongue up my ass when I just wanted you to ride me like Seabiscuit?  LOL  :-D

myfavoriteDILF!!!1451 reads

.......Gone for a month and a half and the place falls to shit... (LOL!)

Actually, Fishman usually dispenses good advice.  So picking on him when he's missed the mark is a rare treat.  And he's mostly correct with this reply (Lazy Dog and Russian are accurately described by him).  

But his descriptions of Asian Cowgirl and Reverse Asian Cowgirl aren't even close.  First off, what he describes is essentially just CG!  Asian Cowgirl is when she's on top of your rod facing you, while your flat on your back.  However, SHE'S ON HER FEET SQUATTING!  Her legs are NOT folded underneath her.  This squatting position that she's in allows for maximum penetration and tightness around your rod.  Most often, their knees don't have the strength to bop up and down on your pole (certainly not for an extended period of time), so you pump up from the bottom.  THIS IS AN AWESOME POSITION!!!  Obviously, Reverse Asian Cowgirl is the same except that she's facing your feet instead of your face.

I must say that I'm shocked that NO ONE has corrected this error (or that it was falsely stated by the fishman).  I suppose I need to pop in more frequently!

I Read your post as a little tongue in cheek, so I will respond in kind

While mrfisher may very well have said that the lady's legs are folded beneath her, when you parse out the rest of the description, you will see that he further says that she rides "by pushing herself up with her lower legs."  It would defy the laws of Kama Sutra to be able to ride by using the lower legs if they are truly folded beneath her.

How to resolve this dichotomy, you may ask?  Well, when I close my eyes and remember the many Asian ladies that have graced me with this particular position, I can picture them engaged in a squatting maneuver as you say, but, for some of the more limber ones (one 5'0'' 90lbs lady in particular), the legs were folded ever so slightly to the rear, thus allowing them extra thrust from the springiness of the bent knee joints.

Also, some of the women have been energetic enough to do the majority of the pumping up and down until the crescendo, at which time I took over.

So, I would disagree that a correction is needed, but would agree that maybe a clarification was in order so that the original poster did not commit the ultimate Faux Pas when the girl initiates the Asian CG maneuver by commenting incorrectly upon the folding of the legs.


High Roller1482 reads

Actually, I knew what he was talking about once he went into his description....just didn't know the terms.  We all know what CG is...so obviously asian cg would have to be that other position that we know, see and do but might not know the term...I mean what else is there (unless she's pinning her legs behind her head)...but natural deduction it would be that squatting thing they do.

myfavoriteDILF!!!1028 reads

...Correction was warranted! (In so much that everything I wrote was spot-on accurate)  

Your "clarification" was wasted time for anyone who read it.

However, this whole Correction v. Clarification is a waste.  Terminology is pointless.  Fuck the way you like to fuck.  Who gives a shit what it's called?

Don't "waste" your time anymore by reading further.  It was more of a joke, which seems to have flown right over your head.  Relax, life will be easier.

BTW, you must be the one who gives a fuck what it's called, you wrote the initial correction. (that's called logic - if you think real hard, it'll come to you.) :-)

myfavoriteDILF!!!1424 reads

...your blather.  There was no need for it.  It added nothing and it detracted from the message (to both the fishman and any newbs that it actually might have helped).  If my "correction" had actually needed any "clarification" that would've been different.  Since that wasn't the case, let me offer you some sage advice:

"Never miss a good opportunity to shut the fuck up!"


I'll probably drop back in in another couple of months, but don't hold your breath!

I hope this is two months later.  I had no idea that I was in the cyber presence of the omniscient God of the Hobby.  Take your own advice and STFU. My "clarification" post was just a joke in response to yours, and I even explained it to you at the top of it and in the other one.  Short of drawing you a picture, I don't know how else to explain it.  If you are in a male Menstruation cycle, maybe you should wait until you are off the rag before you post.

At least you taught the Newbies how an asshole can use an alias to be an asshole.

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