Happy birthday to me! Another year older, another year wiser and remarkably I look better and younger than I ever did at 25. I went to a restaurant to celebrate and the waitress had to have the Manager check my ID a second time because she thought it was fake! Her tiny waitress brain was blown all over the table when she found out I was in fact, a legitimate 30 years old birthday goddess and she got me a free drink for being kind of a dick about it. I have to admit it's nice to be met with skepticism about my age. It's nice NOT to be the chick from high school who got old and fat and looks like she might have a drug problem. It's nice to be losing all my youthful anxiety but retaining the youth. It's nice to get hit on by 20 year olds and reply, "thanks but no thanks I have to get up early to go to Home Depot". I want to shout it from the rooftops, I FRIGGIN LOVE BEING 30!
"What's her secret?" You may be asking yourself (or maybe not. Maybe you're wondering why there are interstate highways in Hawaii, either way... I'm going to tell you what it is) my secret to youth is Barbecued pulled pork at least once a week. I'm telling you right now you should put down that kale and quinoa it's only giving you gas.... Pork is the true fountain of youth. (Ok now the real answer) I think it's my sanguine disposition about my age that keeps me young. Worry is what ages you, and I don't have a worry in the world. I'm not saying I don't have problems and I'm not ignorant to the atrocities of the world, I'm just saying I don't worry. 
To quote rapper and Urban philosopher Wiz Khalifa, "worry is stupid, it's like running around with an open umbrella waiting for it to rain". (I thought it would be funnier to quote a rapper than some cliche deepak... I consider myself an original gal after all and I have a reputation to protect.)
I sometimes run out of clever things to say in these ads so I hope you don't mind that I just basically used this post as diary entry instead. But it does have a point and the point is this; don't worry. And be sure to spend time with people who don't worry, people who don't abide the chaos and negativity of the world, people who are truly grateful for each new day and don't waste minutes tormenting themselves with trivial thoughts and stressors. Spend time with people who get up with a twinkle in their eye no matter how many times life has smacked them down, THAT is the true fountain of youth.
My upcoming play-date schedule:
Tuesday 9/29- available downtown in LINCOLN PARK all day
Wednesday 9/30- available downtown in Lincoln park morning and afternoon only
Thursday 10/1- available downtown, location TBD
Friday 10/2- booked
Sat. & Sunday- off for a camping trip where I will commune with nature by eating s'mores and drinking until the trees talk back to me
Monday 10/5- available downtown, or ohare location TBD
Tuesday 10/6- available downtown, or ohare location TBD
Wednesday 10/7- available OAKBROOK all day
Thursday- TBD
Friday- available downtown, before 6pm
Don't miss my new SELFIES PHOTO GALLERY, I got a sh*t load of fancy dancy agent provocateur lingerie for my birthday because I am awesome and I have awesome friends that buy me awesome things that everyone gets to enjoy. They're philanthropists if you think about it. Their investment will spread joy through computers all throughout Chicagoland, how unselfish of them, lol. I'm going to drink wine tonight and do a selfie shoot and then put them up in my gallery as I go, so STAY TUNED.
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*do looks impact how people treat you; A social experiment
*vodka squirt guns
*what I'm going to be for Halloween
*naked lesbians making out
*the story about one time I met Kevin Spacey and we ate candy
*and naked photos of French prostitutes
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