Is there a way to go from London to the nearest good FKK (either in Amsterdam or Germany)?
I don't know, let me think... a plane?
Have you tried any of the clubs in London, such as the Phoenix Club (formerly Lady Marmalade)? I trip to the Continent would be expensive -- flight, car, hotel -- even before you encountered your first vagina.
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