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Aspen Edwards - Steamy Replies to Your Hot One Liners - Visiting Orlando AUG 1st and 2nd
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Hey everyone!  
 
I'm sending you all warm wishes and smiles as I pen another glimpse into my world. I hope your week is already heading in the right direction, and perhaps after reading this, it will be heading onward and upward! Thank you all yet again for the notes, emails, and mail! Amazingly this week I received and amazing letter from Germany! Everyday you all continue to make me smile. (.)(.)  
 
So this week I totally got to of the best one liners sent to my TER box and I figured I would make them the center of my post. Now typically I don't do one liners but these two caught my attention and really made me both smile and think. So here we go!  
 
The first was a great one that in some way, shape , or form I get more often then not.  
 
"ARE YOU FOR REAL?!?!?"  
 
Yes .. yes I am in fact for real. As a matter of fact I pinched myself 3 times today just to make sure I wasn't a figment of my own imagination (what with these huge boobs and round bum) and sure enough ... real. Totally hurt on the 3rd pinch too, guess I should have picked something other then my nipple on that one. But hey ... all in the quest for good scientific research right!?!? So yes, I have thus scientifically concluded that my original hypothesis is accurate and I am absolutely for real. Im sure my high school science teacher would be as proud as this conclusion as he was with my dissertation on the mechanics of suction.  
 
Therefore when you meet me please understand that the size of my bust is not an optical illusion created by David Copperfield. My boobs are in fact that big and have magic powers of attraction for things like eyes, faces, and .... (I'll stop there). Oh, and don't be alarmed, if you try the door to my suite it is in fact locked and secure. I don't do the whole keyless entry thing. Just think about those countless surprise parties where the wrong person walks in! Epic fail. Nope, not here. Plus I'm not sure of the reaction housekeeping would have if they strolled into me bouncing out all dressed up in whatever ensemble I had meticulously developed for the day! I mean I know people tend to be happy with turn down service but I think that would be going a little beyond appreciative for the pillow mint!  
 
Oh ... and the whole super secret phone thing?? Yeah .. my number is on my page, my site, my card, everywhere. Its okay to call me. I promise. I won't get mad. I don't do the whole two-call secret agent contact method. Oh and I text a bunch too. True story.  
 
And by the way, speaking of secret agent ... I seem to have lost Emporer Ming's secret decoder ring and thus cannot translate top secret hobby related abbreviations. I apologize in advance for such. You can interrogate me as to it's last whereabouts in person. ;-)  
 
Lets see .... Yes, I am definitly a hot gamer nerd. I'll totally school you in some Mario. I visit cons and geek out to Marvel, DC, and hot Hentai. I was a total band geek in High School, however, I unfortunatley never played with my flute.  
 
Physically speaking ... I am only 5'3" when not in 6" heels. I'll let you do that math calculations on that one. There is not carpet and therefore it cannot mach the drapes. My boobs are doctor enhanced to 'Just plain huge' as it says on my profile. (34J to be exact). And, I have a severe lingerie, thigh high, and stiletto addiction - so I am most likely always in one or all of the above. I adore crossfit and physical activity. I fancy a good sweat angel and leave it all on the floor. (Sometimes literally lol )  
 
I adore intellect, wit, and humor. Make me smile and your on my good list, make me laugh uncontrollably and your in my ... well you can figure that one out.  
 
Lastly - work wise - I head my own corporation with the primary asset being my studio through which a create adult reality based media for public and private consumption. As the studio head I get the esteemed perks of doing (this is scientific speak ... bear with me) 'Whatever the f&$k I wish'.  That being said, while my schedule is pretty published for the remainder of the year, I can always make special arrangements to meet you pretty much anywhere. Just ask. I can recruit media work while I am in town and enjoy your company on my downtime.  
 
So that concludes the "Are you for real!?!?!?" question ... Now for the next one liner.. It was simply this.  
 
"YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!"  
 
That one ... just made my day!  
 
I look forward to meeting you all, old friends and new, as we enjoy the hobby world together! Thank you again for everything and I hope to see you soon. Until then, as a great friend once told me, there are only good days and great days. Lets hope for more great days then good!  
 
Yours always,  
 
Aspen

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