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Aspen Edwards - Luggage Laughs with Busty Girlfriend Perfection- Orlando July 18-19regular_smile
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Hey everyone!    
   
Thank you for taking the time out to take a peek at my TER blog for the week! I’m sending you all best wishes in your work endeavors. May the week not bring you down, but if it does, I hope you will allow me the chance to bring things back up! Enjoy the fun scripted below and thank you all for your emails, tweets, calls, and notes. You always keep me smiling and make the hobby world something that continues to be refreshingly amazing.    
   
I will be in town from July 18th through the 19th and would love to make acquaintances with friends old and new during my downtime away from studio work. So if we’ve had the pleasure of becoming friends already or should you want to take a new adventure, let me know! I would love to hear from you.    
   
I’ll begin my little blog this week with a fun airport story and then will jump straight into some insight about who I am.    
   
So there I was, getting ready to board my plane as always. I had my luggage all set and as always my checked bag weighed in at EXACTLY 49.5 lbs. Yes, I am a ninja when it comes to checked bag weights. I know just how pairs of stockings, heels, lingerie, and sex toys I can fit before tripping the overweight alarms. I got my little sticker and the nice lady shuffled my bag onto the conveyor belt to be taken backstage prior to it making its way into the belly of the plane. I strolled on down through security, got my pre-flight feel up from the nice TSA official, and I was on my way to a much needed venti Brownie-in-a-cup latte with extra shots of caffeinated bliss. Nothing out of the ordinary, smooth as can be. Jumped on the plane, made my connectors, got to my final destination and hopped a quick cab to my wonderful suite. And then the fun began…    
   
I open my checked bag and what do I find??? A lovely “Yes we were in your bag” note from the luggage inspection elves who live in the world behind that magic conveyor belt back at my origination point. I had to chuckle as I realized the prompt for said inspection most likely came from my skype headset that I just purchased to complete on-air interviews for the show I co-host. That little bugger must have sent the novice x-ray reader off like a young man on prom night! Yet my chuckle was due to what they surely found in my bag….    
   
- Exhibit A … pleasure toys. Lots. All strategically wrapped up within my clothing so that when my bag gets chucked from point A to point B none are chipped, damaged, or broken. All shapes and sizes as well. Plus a plug in Hitachi Wand. Crazy… they must think I am sex addict. Who knew!    
- Exhibit B – Makeup… TONS of expensive makeup. Like my collection would make a drag queen’s eyes light up as if it was Christmas morning.    
- Exhibit C – High heels. Like super high heels. Like nothing below 5” high heels.    
- Exhibit D – Wine opener. Well Duh … Self-explanatory.    
- Exhibit E – A WHOLE BUNCH of lingerie. Like tons of lingerie. To include garters, stockings, negligees, and more.      
- Exhibit F – Evening wear, workout clothes, and a tiny swimsuit.      
- Exhibit G – Last but not least … my trusty skype headset (That caused all this trouble)      
   
I’ve since washed every toy in scalding hot water as I laughed at what they must have thought. Surely they feel that I am a sex addict who travels everywhere with her collection of kink and debauchery. Did they have to ask each other what the items were? Further inspection? Was there shock and awe? Did one run around the TSA office waving a dildo around his head like the Hammer of Thor??? I mean the possibilities are endless! Only they will know. But … I did get my nifty we were in your bag note. Although, no one wrote “Get your freak on girl” across it like in prior publicized instances, so in that aspect I feel as though I have yet to hit the jackpot! Here’s hoping!    
   
On a side note … I keep the fun toys in the checked bag now rather than my carry-on due to the past looks from the x-ray operators as I slid my bag through the checkpoint. This always caused many an extra pat down. Lastly … 800cc silicone implants either set the body scanners off every time or are just a welcome invite for a quick rub. Go figure! :)    
   
Anyhow – About me!!!!    
   
Well to begin I’m best described as the girl next door that you always wanted score with. You know, the one who can hang with boys and enjoy a great sports venue only to change into a stunning outfit that evening for a night on the town. I would say that I’m a guy’s girl – but that’s best left for you to decide when we meet!          
         
I love healthy living and I try to eat as clean as I can, but, rest assured I need my proteins. Crossfit and fitness fuel my passions and I live for a good squat. I enjoy MMA and live for every Rousey fight. The quickest way to my heart (amongst other things) is wit and wisdom. Intellect is a huge turn on and I welcome your ‘A’ game.          
         
I adore stockings, lingerie, and stilettos.   You should too. I’m a total nerd when it comes to dress up as you can see by my Batman and Mario shots (All time faves). I always dress up to fly … just in case  .  And yes – I have been known to wear stockings on the flights – just saying.          
         
I stand 5’3” tall, however, I can easily remedy this with one of my numerous pairs of 6” heels. My boobs are doctor enhanced to a wonderful 34J. Yes … J. In fact I have been the cover feature for a pedia site focused solely on huge tits. Winning! I have an hourglass shape and believe firmly in big boobs, small waist, and a big bum being a mantra for life.          
         
I have ink and piercings. 17 piercings to be exact. Have fun finding them as only a few are in my ears. If you are not into piercings and tats I am not the girl for you. Sorry – they come with the package everyone. My ink is custom and each piece has special meaning into my erotic way of life.          
         
I'm a XXX model and creative director which puts me behind the scenes as much as I am in front of the camera. My ultimate passion is my studio. I head a production studio of my own and produce custom, reality based, adult media for consumption all over the world. The studio keeps me traveling constantly and is my baby. Work is a blast for me day in and day out and because of such I stay very busy. Due to this, the hobby world has become my social outlet for fun and passion. Trust me – I enjoy the passion of a new friendship as much as you do and I VALUE my friends both old and new. I am also an avid kink blogger and now host an after-hours cyber show focused on the hottest stars in the adult entertainment industry. Oh .. and I'm a social media ninja.      
         
Making a connection with me is long lasting. I don’t dine and ditch. So expect to always have little notes and fun conversations with me, even if we don’t have a chance to connect! I enjoy to dance as much as the dessert and flirtation with me is creed. So when you find my eyes locking with yours, it’s because I am just that lost in the moment. Nothing else matters – just our company together. Period. Oh and I can make a honey badger tap out behind bedroom doors. Just saying. I’m a ninja. True story.      
I close in looking forward to our meeting!! See you soon!    
   
XOXOXOXO    
   
Aspen

If only I had a little more advance notice I would have made the trip over to Orlando to see you.

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