You never fail. Whenever I'm out for a great time, you appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune time, lurking in the dark until just the right moment, and then hang around till the very end. Sometimes, I don't even know when you're all over me, but I can see right through you. I do all the work to get us there, and you just cum along for the ride. I pay for the fare, and you're always the first to go in- how selfish. You believe it's your job to get between me and my fun, but the joke is on you because when we're done, you're nothing but trash. You suffocate me, so get off the ride so I can get off too!
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Let's Have Fun And Be Creative.
What Did The Penis Say To The Condom? Lol.
Lick Lick,
Ashle
It is tight and claustrophobic in here. Set me Free!
She will never recognize me with this on 
lol- Yes, someone recently told me this joke. I read this after responding.
zoe Piers
gonna spit in your pocket......
LLAP,
Swim
...I just want to know if I'm "in good hands" or if my "good neighbor" is there.
You never fail. Whenever I'm out for a great time, you appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune time, lurking in the dark until just the right moment, and then hang around till the very end. Sometimes, I don't even know when you're all over me, but I can see right through you. I do all the work to get us there, and you just cum along for the ride. I pay for the fare, and you're always the first to go in- how selfish. You believe it's your job to get between me and my fun, but the joke is on you because when we're done, you're nothing but trash. You suffocate me, so get off the ride so I can get off too!
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-- Modified on 10/13/2016 12:06:13 AM
lol.
Zoe Piers