totally outrageous!
I was having happy hour at the beach with a gal pal this afternoon. First let me tell you that we are the least racist people you will ever meet. We share the notion that people don't come in races, they come in flavors and all of them taste good. At any rate, we ordered some salmon sashimi that came with one pair of chop sticks, which she picks up. The fish kept sliding off as she was about to put it her mouth like five times. She blurts out "I hate this Asian shit!" I of course burst out laughing. Other patrons were, well interrupted in their banter. Cell phones were produced. The last thing either of us needed was to go viral on YouTube "Racist couple hates Asian food". But it was all good in the end. I think.
You guys ever get that sort of thing much? Wanna share? I showed you mine.
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I learned every joke, insult, "slur" that there was from the best of the blacks, messicans, and pacific islanders there. It was all good; nobody got mad and every laughed at all of it. Much later, at another job, I'm looking for a supervisor and I ask the young very serious black grad student co-worker where to find the HNIC. The minute it popped out of my mouth I knew I was screwed, but thank the gods, she didn't know what that meant. Whew!
all of the sexual positions during the session and wound up in mish at the end (my favorite). We were both worked up and into the act, and started thrusting back at each other vigorously, when suddenly, on the upstroke, I slid all the way out. She said, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were longer." We both cracked up so much we couldn't finish. I went home, so she gave me extra time the next time to make up for it, but everytime I saw her after that, I would think about it and start laughing during the session. I remained a regular for many years after sharing one of those special moments that you just don't forget . . . . . ever.