If I could only find a woman to suck my dick, lick it like an ice cream cone, spit on it, rub it on her chest, rub it all over her face, caress it like a true scepter attached to my fine family jewels, let me cum in her mouth, show the cum on her tongue, let the cum drip down her mouth, snowball it, and magically let me do that several times for an hour or two non stop.  Hell yeh!  that is so much better than getting all sweaty fucking.