a condom hitches a ride home with you stuck to your sock and then falls off on the living room floor when you take your shoes off! Yes that has actually happened twice to me. But fortunately the first time I'm the one who noticed it. The second time I blamed it on someone else. I think I have finally learned to make sure I know where the condom ends up before leaving from a visit.
With the mail order condoms you have the option of saying it's for a prank gift or to gross out a neighbor you don't like by putting some liquid soap in it and tossing it on their car late at night. But when a used one comes flying out of your shoe, that can be a problem to explain.-- Modified on 9/5/2016 12:55:09 AM
i was recently in touch with someone who said they could bill to a credit card as Vegas Glamour and they thought that was discreet ?!?! .. ok everyone your opinions ... i think that's an obvious eye catching name for the wrong reasons .. wouldn't something like Travel Partners or Design Associates or Internet Services LTD be a much more discreet billing name ? am i on or off base here ?
From Japan. I came home from work and my adult daughter handed me the package, which had been delivered by our female mail carrier with the customs declaration taped to the outside of the box that said, "Contents: Condoms." She said to me, "Japanese condoms? Really, Dad?" One of my most embarrassing moments related to hobbying! Clearly not discreet! Would never order from them again.
as quick on my feet as you.
a condom hitches a ride home with you stuck to your sock and then falls off on the living room floor when you take your shoes off! Yes that has actually happened twice to me. But fortunately the first time I'm the one who noticed it. The second time I blamed it on someone else. I think I have finally learned to make sure I know where the condom ends up before leaving from a visit.
With the mail order condoms you have the option of saying it's for a prank gift or to gross out a neighbor you don't like by putting some liquid soap in it and tossing it on their car late at night. But when a used one comes flying out of your shoe, that can be a problem to explain.
-- Modified on 9/5/2016 12:55:09 AM
I'll order bigger ones from somewhere else.
Awesome story!!.....Lol
It is called a P. O. Box. 
buy some lingerie there and tell the wife you purchased something special at Vegas Glamour, then hand it to her. The best part is you would not be lying. It's just that it wan't actually the lingerie you purchased at Vegas Glamor. Then if she goes to Vegas with you some time, "Oh darn, looks like Vegas Glamor went out of business".