I personally have trouble with anything over 7". I think a lot of guys assume that all women like big dicks but honestly some of us prefer the small to average ones. It might be because I'm half (South) Asian, but I also think we're just all built differently down there and it really varies what makes a good fit or what's just too darn big from lady to lady. Hopefully you'll get some PMs from ladies who love big dicks from posting this thread and your faith will be restored.
* better than the alternative * in pretty goood shape for being almost 50 y.o. * a major hindrance with providers I've seen in the past year
I'm getting penalized, short-changed, and getting sub-par service for my dick. And it's a clean, healthy, disease-free good looking dick.
I'd yell out "Shenanigans"!
But who would listen.
(See: venting)
I'm considering quitting the hobby (LA) because of my dick. It wasn't always like this. Non-providers have always enjoyed my dick. Current-day providers look at it like a dentist's drill.
OK, I'm done.
(Thoughts?)
No matter. It's a beautiful morning in SoCal, the sun is shining and I
of course there is a limit...I once saw a gentleman who had such a huge one it took an entire bottle of lube just to get it in a nd even then it hurt like hell! I let him go at itre for as long as I could bare, trying position after position trying to find one that would make it not so painful. Finally, I suggestedwe finish with bbbj because I knew that there was no way I was gonna last long enough to make it to finish any other way! After that, I could barely walk for two days, couldn't work for almost a week! A month or so later, the same gentleman asked to see me again, I actually was quite supprised
THERE is a limit....I found mine once! At first look his member was a bit intimidating, but I thought Id give it a shot..I mean we have babies out of that ting right? WRONG!! For me anyway, I Have never given birth! Didn't want him to feel bad(he was already very apologetic and insecure about it which was so sad) it took almost a whole bottle of lube just to get it in..then absolute agony! I tried to hang in there as long as I could, constantly changing positions, trying to find one that would make it less painful, nothing helped, I finally ended up bringing him to the finish via BBBJ. After that session, I could barely walk for two days and it was almost a week before I dared to work! About a month later he contacted me about another appointment. I told him that his cock was beautiful and nothing to be ashamed of however, MY bodies design could not handle such a big one, I really had never met my limit before, so I didn't know what it was. I do now! Mostly, I just didn't want him to feel ashamed of his own body
..I'd love to shift your perception... I'm a Cali babe turned Vegas Vixen visiting for a short while Taking "pipe" has never been a problem for me Google me (you won't be disappointed)
because you are showing up a little bit "cocky." Lol
Seriously, Caucasian providers should be able be to handle whatever you have. Just ask to see their dildo collection, and there will usually be at least one bigger than you. On the other hand, if you are trying to get a magnum into an asian girl, its just not going to work most of the time. I am only slightly above average, but there have been a few very small Asian spinners where I had to settle for a BJ/HJ, but not their fault, so I am not disappointed. I chose them, they didn't choose me.
without further information, such as, what the f*ck did the providers do that make you think they hate your dick (or, more like, what didn't your dick do that made providers hate it), i've got no clue what the frak you are talking about.
even if it's the case of the latter, ie, the dick didn't perform, i have yet to meet a provider that made a deal out of non-performance.
i have yet to meet a provider that made a deal over a dick, one way or the other.
Dude? This is me getting shitty service (wasted money) because of my dick. Maybe it's because I've been seeing younger providers of late? Maybe if I spent $1000 for a session, there would be nothing but smiles, but I'm not spending that because I can laid quite easily for nothing. I see providers for specific urges. I like voluptuous women. A round ass. Hanging suckable tits. Sometimes.
And I like black girls. Island girls. With hips. Sometimes.
And Persian girls. The kind I see all over Beverly Hills. Sometimes.
And especially latinas -- who I have the least amount of success with these days in regards to my enjoyment. Which kills me since much of my youth was near the border and there should be streets named after me in Mexico considering the $$ I spent and the good times I had.
I'm a paying customer. I'm not in some fantasy world where taking a pro to dinner and then having a session equates a relationship. I want instant gratification. Right now? I'm thinking a MILFY relaxed buxom gal who will look me in the eye and smile. And I'll find one. I'll do some research, make the trip, and hopefully things beging to return to normal w/ my 25 year on/off careeer in seeing providers.
This post was borne out of jest but it's become a pattern. And I haven't changed. Maybe the provider culture has. Maybe I'm just having a bad streak. And that's on me. Because I rarely repeat. I like "strange". New.
higher existence, where you have become one with your dick. Perhaps you're over-thinking things? This is not an attack, but merely a question: The fact that you don't repeat may seem to some that perhaps you really don't know how to use that enormous sausage you claim to have. Hey, it happens. I know guys that own Lamborghinis that have never been on a professional race track, so they have no idea what that kind of equipment is capable of, or how to get maximum performance out of it. Could this be the source of your dissatisfaction with your hobbying recently?
because you are not describing what kind of shitty service you are getting.
nor do i know how YOU know it's because of your dick.
maybe you're just leaving something out.
are the girls refusing to take it in their va jay jays? are they saying something?
i have a really hard time believing providers would refuse a large dick. unless it's ginormous, like 10 inches.
i'm well endowed too and nobody's ever given me bad service, although once a girl refused a second go around with me.
again, i'd like to know (if you want me to understand your predicament) exactly what the girls are doing to make you think they don't like your dick. that sounds so un-provider like, i am having a hard time believing it
I think a lot of guys assume that all women like big dicks but honestly some of us prefer the small to average ones.
It might be because I'm half (South) Asian, but I also think we're just all built differently down there and it really varies what makes a good fit or what's just too darn big from lady to lady.
Hopefully you'll get some PMs from ladies who love big dicks from posting this thread and your faith will be restored.
This guy is funny. I haven't seen a "Help, my hooker says my dick is too big" thread in a long time. I always thought of them as either braggadocio or a sort of advertisement for the size queens. I wonder how many PMs he's gotten in addition to the Pipe Fitters Union girl who posted here. Also reminded me of a well known and well regarded hooker from NOLA that had a strict maximum size limit in her ads.
But alas vato, in the barrio if you got to talk about your mojo, you ain't got it. But still funny.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!
Hopefully you'll get some PMs from ladies who love big dicks from posting this thread and your faith will be restored. 
